Philip_Mebum

quick game of two truths and a lie to get to know be better.
1. I like boobs 2. I like ass. 3. I’m gay.

[Joey @suzukiplsstay]

Watching the Cubs bullpen on one side and having the suicide hotline open on the other side

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

@worldofdickmore Dude so true

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

@worldofdickmore Let’s dick more

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

are they really your friends if they don't ride for you like this?

[ThienemanSZN @ThienemanSZN]

Cock shame vs cock confidence

[Sheriff Buford T. Justice @BurnerTJustice]

Knock knock, the sheriffs in town and has a warrant to search your box!

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

That’s my QB1

[🌴Sarasota Sooner🅾️🙌🏴‍☠️ @Debitcash29]

I think I downloaded the wrong Madden game

[Dan El Captain @Mrstanleycup]

Breaking news: Dodgers have signed relief pitcher Jesus Christ, and are in deep talks with the ghost of Babe Ruth.

[Uncle Neil @neilteamsixx]

The Dodgers put the hit on Charlie Kirk.

[🗽 @EwingForMVP]

The dodgers at the trade deadline

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

real

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

HOLY FUCK WE WERE RIGHT

COVID WAS CREATED IN A LAB IN CHINA

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

Only fat nigga in the sauna with Jews.

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

Any reconditions for a pfp?

[Connor “Weaponizer” ghuegher @ghuegherlovebox]

LeBron james is a sixer. This bitch is retarted but a #rocket

[brother, I am ticket up @whoisambivalent]

The safest time in history to fly was September 12, 2001

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

if God hated gay people, He would have created some terrible disease that afflicted them in particular

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

What does Paul Skenes have that I don’t?

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

This nigga knows he’s got it

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

photographer caught a forest dragon lizard holding a leaf like he was playing the guitar

[Philip_Mebum @phi1ip_mebum]

@Bobby_Big_Ball Only big bodies