phia 🥀

blue jean baby, la lady 🤍

[Misc Hip Hop @MiscHipHop]

name a song on this 💿

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

today’s the day!!!!!

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

i miss my hoops

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

damn, what a fucking game!

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

“no”
me:

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

“i’m not saying i’m old & ugly, i’m just saying i wanna stay young & beautiful!” -skye loulakis 😂

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

i miss my family so much, they’re only 8 hours away… but my cars in the shop missing a few tires

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

oooo SVU did an episode on my birthday 🤓

late night #SVU with the besttt munchies 🙂‍↕️

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

your mom put the thing so she wouldn’t kick it, but now she’s kicking the thing

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

* driving down florence*…
“DAMN!! i didn’t even bounce that much on my honeymoon!”

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

yes you’re a size 7, but in chanclas honey you’re a 9 bc your toes shouldn’t be hanging out like thaaattt

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

“we didn’t lose your medication, we just misplaced it.” -cvs pharmacy.. 😐

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

estoy tan chillona, WTF 😭😂

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

driving towards the mountains, listening to Shine On You Crazy Diamond and Great Gig in the Sky.. started sobbing. it’s just so fucking beautiful. so thankful i got to see it live..

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

id literally die without my torta, we crack tf upppppp 😂😭😩

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

WHY DOESNT IN-N-OUT POSTMATES 😩😭

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

count your blessings, not your calories 😮‍💨👌🏼

[phia 🥀 @phialoren38]

i just choked on water, thanks to barbera jean from reba, then i couldn’t stop spitting up water & needed a breathing treatment 😭😂😂