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@TheRock please make a The Other Guys prequel called The Danson Highsmith files. The end credits can have them responding to a radio call they Jeter was just shot.

[JS0N Haddix @Jhaddix]

My fellow Buddo fam on the field with the @Commanders and at the @BuddoBot Suite!

Miss you all, catch you at the next game!

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@DuleHill friend tried telling me how nice Santa Barbara is. Me: Dude they have a murder at least once a week!

[JS0N Haddix @Jhaddix]

Well fam, that’s a wrap for all my talks and training at @defcon & @BlackHatEvents

✅ Arsenal Talks
✅ CISO Summit
✅ @ReconVillage x2
✅ @cloudvillage_dc
✅ @AppSec_Village
✅ @RedTeamVillage_
✅ @aivillage_dc

Thanks to @G0LDEN_infosec @OliviaGalluccii and @punk_fairybread for doing epic work with me this year!

And thank you to my team at @BuddoBot and especially @KEVINaitch

❤️❤️❤️

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#badgelife

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@c0ldbru Very cool!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Every once in a while you got to ask yourself if the juice is worth the squeeze.

[RedTeamVillage @RedTeamVillage_]

Grateful to have the support of our newest sponsor, @Cisco! 💪🏽

Thank you to all of our sponsors. 🔥

@PentesterLab @SANSInstitute @Hacker0x01 @Meta @Optiv @BuddoBot @OpenSec @SpecterOps @Hak5 @BCSecurity1 @nostarch

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@Jhaddix “Thunder buddies for life.” -Ted

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@Jhaddix This is the way!

[#blackgirlshack is fundraising @blackgirlshack]

if anyone is around the lock picking sandbox in west (second floor) the bgh team is here. come through and say hello! #RSAC2023

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@DuleHill Good day, Sir. I got my whole office watching @Psych on our lunch break. 'Comma to the top' is now used regularly. 🍍🍍🍍

[Frank McGovern - INACTIVE @FrankMcG]

Security! Secure…eye…tee

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@elonmusk can you bring back Toys R Us?

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Great article by me CEO, Luke Secrist.

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I think Rubik's Cube is a metaphor for the way I handle problems in IT. I can get most of the cube done, Google the rest. And if all else fails take it apart and put it back together right.

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@Target Shiloh remodel looks great. Still need to stock your shelves

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@littlecaesars why are the employees slapping dough in a pan with bare hands? And why is one guy tucking his shirt in the back of his pants while making pizzas no gloves. No washy.

[🇺🇦Timothy Omundson🇺🇦 @Omundson]

I’ve worked very hard over the last several years with the goal of being to walk back to this spot under my own power #yosemite #TunnelView #SuckItStroke #Recovery