Holy guy

50% Yoruba, 30%Igbo, 20% Hausa #TeamPisces

[Holy guy @phidelics]

Pay attention to the cars in the parking lot when going in for an interview. This will give you an idea of the employee's salary.

[Holy guy @phidelics]

😂😂😂😂

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

you go think say na laptop dey hold you back until you buy am

[Holy guy @phidelics]

Cc @tobyasky

[Ero @OluwaSnowMan]

Kate is Goated🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Holy guy @phidelics]

People will miss it 😂😂😂

[David Ade @Dayveed_Ade]

Na today I know say Gabriel na left-footed player.

Na only hand and head I dey see am use for football.

[Holy guy @phidelics]

How did you miss Sunderland and Newcastle?😉😂😂

[Hafiz @hafiz_ngn]

If you’re moving from Nigeria 🇳🇬 to the UK 🇬🇧 and you’re unsure which city to choose, here’s a quick shortcut to save you hours of research.

🇬🇧 London = 🇳🇬 Lagos. Same pressure, same movement, same feeling that everybody is chasing something bigger.

🇬🇧 Milton Keynes = 🇳🇬 Abuja. Clean, planned, structured, and somehow still making roundabouts a lifestyle.

🇬🇧 Edinburgh = 🇳🇬 Port Harcourt. Oil city energy, straight-faced people, and zero interest in pretending life is cheap.

🇬🇧 Birmingham = 🇳🇬 Kano. Young city, serious hustle, and enough commercial weight to matter without needing London’s validation.

🇬🇧 Leicester = 🇳🇬 Benin City. Community everywhere, cultures mixing easily, and enough Naija presence to make the move feel softer.

🇬🇧 Manchester = 🇳🇬 Ibadan. Proud identity, deep culture, and a city that does not need to shout before you notice its influence.

🇬🇧 Leeds = 🇳🇬 Kaduna. Quietly important. Practical people. No unnecessary noise, just real life and real work.

🇬🇧 Bristol = 🇳🇬 Enugu. Clean energy. Creative crowd. A softer pace, but still enough ambition to keep things moving.

🇬🇧 Bradford = 🇳🇬 Ilorin. Affordable, underrated, and built more on real community than on hype.

Which one did I get right and which one did I miss?

[Holy guy @phidelics]

This man will not kill me. 😂😂😂

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I’m not a DevOps guy, never have…but I was quite bored and decided to apply to a very big American company, a huge one, as a Senior Systems Engineer. The major requirement for the role was expertise in Kubernetes, Docker and Jenkins, amongst many other tools.

Interview invite came, first stage was more around supporting systems, scaling, scenario-based questions, etc. I prepare people for interviews everyday of my life, so this was small meat. I have also supported different softwares and applications, so there was experience for days to talk about. I passed first stage.

I started to think that maybe I could even get the job, because it was $160k, I don’t even live in the US, it’s hybrid though, once in a month in the office or so, so I knew I wasn’t gonna get the job realistically even if I changed my mind, I don’t live there, so I kept the fun.

I kept the fun by learning little stuff on Kubernetes, like basics 😅, called one of my guy to show me the interface of Jenkins, played about with it, I was even laughing at myself.

Second stage, I passed.

Third and final stage was with my potential manager, interview started, no long talk. The guy launched Kubernetes and started asking me what will I do if a client calls and says bla bla bla, what command will I run to do this and that, I started skipping.

He said, okay forget about that, asked another, I could not answer. He then said he’s just building up😂😂😂😂

I told him I used Kubernetes many years ago and can’t remember much but I can always refresh and learn on the job, I said many stories😂😂😂 me and the guy just begin laugh😂

He was disappointed though, because the previous 4 interviewers (two for each stage) had said good things about me and my experience, so I could see the disappointment in his face, we laughed it off though😂

[Holy guy @phidelics]

It’s a rubbish thing. Me that I didn’t save the number didn’t know what I am doing?

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Wtf is wrong with WhatsApp ? No way I'm seeing a status of someone I didn't save their number 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[Holy guy @phidelics]

Happy birthday Toby. You will sha take me to one of these stadiums someday

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

+1
We thank the Lord
Make una send me money, *blows powder*

[Holy guy @phidelics]

How is Dembele a ballon d’or winner?

[Holy guy @phidelics]

@Engr_Series You made me join the league because I saw you on there. I have no idea who owns it?😂😂😂

[Holy guy @phidelics]

@Engr_Series you are very good with this FPL. You came to overtake me😩😩

[Holy guy @phidelics]

Mi can never miss.
JJ is the greatest!

[Nigerian Barz Association @NigerianBarz]

It seems they all understood the assignment, But who are your top 3 emcees here base on their performance on this cypher?

[Palmer10 @PalmerErrandboy]

Soo real😭😭

[Kawsar @Kawsar_Ai]

During a job interview, if they ask: “Do you have any questions for us?”

USE THE GOLDEN RESPONSE:

[Holy guy @phidelics]

Don’t let SK see this tweet

[OgaHANS🇳🇬 @OgaHans]

Bro, Driving Manual cars In the UK 🇬🇧 is too stressful abeg 😀😀

[Holy guy @phidelics]

He has thesame mindset like me. Walahi, I nor care, just nor touch me cos na self defense I go use for you

[Tomori Simisola @SimisolaTomori]

I hope I get the strength to share multiple racial slurs I’ve experienced in this country.

[Holy guy @phidelics]

I have same issues. They told me to connect to 3uk but it’s not registering. I have to connect to EE.

[Chukwukadibia @AGdclothier]

The other day Someone posted about his Mtn line not getting any reception, I want to know he have rectify the issue

[Holy guy @phidelics]

When it comes to finance. You can’t tell people how to go about it.
There is no one size fits all.
Selah

[OgaHANS🇳🇬 @OgaHans]

Some tweets are for specific audiences.
If it applies to You, Take it!

A lot of Immigrants in the Uk 🇬🇧 I have interacted with who took on car financing deals, did it out of financial ignorance and ego. Not backed by any financial nuances.

So Many are regretting their decisions.

[YourFavWestVirginian @YourFavWV]

Guys how would you feel about this?
😳😂😂🤣🤣

[Holy guy @phidelics]

Unison National Health Care Service Group Conference
Edinburgh 😁