Asked my 7yr old if he had seen my stapler..
“Dad, is today Tuesday?”
Yeah, what’s that have to do with my stapler?
“Cause I’m pretty sure Tuesday’s aren’t my day to keep track of your stapler”
He’s definitely my child...
Nephew gives me a call. Haven’t talked to him in a couple months. Says “yeah we just saw the play, The Perfect Idiot and the guy who plays the idiot sounded like you”....getting roasted by an 8 year old???