Phil Patterson

Barrister at Gatehouse Chambers. Rugby and cricket fan. Rubbish but keen golfer. Owner of a grumpy Jack Russell and a rescue dog that looks like a dingo

[Phil Patterson @phil11936]

@itsdavegreen I’m hoping to get one of those for sale type boards to put up but not sure how you get one

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@MartinDaubney @GbadeboUK I had long enough to read that several of them are peers and not MPs

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@itsdavegreen It has become a genuinely hilarious comedy now which I find myself completely gripped by.

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@itsdavegreen There perhaps should have been an asterisk after the second word of that tweet

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@itsdavegreen 153 pieces of written work! That’s extraordinary

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@itsdavegreen Was it in a case about crypto?

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@kirby_pj He seems like the sort of person AI would choose to appoint in a crisis

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@itsdavegreen Tory

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@Mark_Hague Probably the cultural equivalent is a braai although I am a huge fan of Cape Malay food. There’s a dish called bobotie which is very distinctive but lovely. Back in the UK for the ‘summer’ although heading out there for Christmas.

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The average quality of MP currently sitting in the House of Commons has increased dramatically in the past 24 hours.

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@danielsusskind Catch the bus up to Fiesole (10 mins or so) and have lunch at Ristorante La Reggia Degli Etruschi

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@itsdavegreen 0.8x soft play centre

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@LottieJohn1 I tend not to do this sort of thing often but in a heightened state of stress due to new baby and moving house I ended up at Gatwick Airport before Christmas whilst attempting to get from Chambers to my home in Kent.

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@Mark_Hague Bbq yellowtail and silverfish were my Good Friday delicacies.

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@Mark_Hague Hollywood front 9. Cricklewood back 9 😔

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@AaronBastani He’s King Charles and has been for a while

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@itsdavegreen @GoodwinMJ If this option is open to us - wife has a masters but is not from UK. Shared background or not?

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@itsdavegreen This is where the word salad character of these classifications causes a problem. The bar is nothing like any of the examples. And what job doesn’t require knowledge?

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@itsdavegreen Are we yes to 5? I put no to that and given we do the same thing we can’t both be right. I don’t even know what 3 means.