Askerswell

eek!

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@inimitablepgw He spun round with a sort of guilty bound, like an adagio dancer surprised while watering the cat's milk.

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

a moment they will never forget

Paul Simonon from The Clash singing The Guns Of Brixton

This is absolutely class

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@holland_tom @KilnTheatre @mrianleslie Excellent evening, looking forward to reading the book, and particularly appreciated Tom's fab four-style cuban heels.

[Freddie Sayers @freddiesayers]

No contest: Left-wing voters dramatically outnumber Right-wing voters in the UK today:

LEFT
Labour 33.7%
Lib Dem 12.2%
Green 6.8%
TOTAL 52.7%

RIGHT
Tories 23.7%
Reform 14.3%
TOTAL 38%

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Not sure if Farage has ever been to any schools in Clacton but I have - Coastal Academy - and found committed hard working staff and bright kids, including one, Annabelle, who gave me some great advice which is in my next book. Here they are giving their views on Brexit. NF doesn’t speak for them.

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

Very lovely tribute to possibly the very best bass player ever.

[Guardian culture @guardianculture]

Andy Rourke was the other melodic genius in the Smiths: spry, funky and masterful https://t.co/wnZ4CX5Yw2

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@arrivanortheast I followed that link last week when the exact same thing happened, it directs me to your phone number, took 40 minutes to get thru lst wk, was told that a shortage of drivers meant disruption to service. Well duh. Was late then, am late now. It cold out here you know...

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@arrivanortheast disabled passengers + many others waiting outside empty 306 at Haymarket, 3 cancelled services in a row, no explanation, oh it's just been taken out of service. You put the fares up for this??

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@nikkimarmery Yes, Lewis has form here - in The Last Battle Susan doesn't join everyone else in, essentially, heaven because she's commited the crime of becoming interested in make up and other adult things. He wasn't a feminist, I feel it's safe to say.

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@nikkimarmery @Vdweller @RebeccaRideal V weird - was reading Lion Witch + Wardrobe to my daughter this very evening, came to the bit where Mr Beaver explains that the Witch is descended from Lilith. I'd missed this last time I read it, 40 years ago, and decided to investigate Lilith. Came on Twitter first, et voila!

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

12 year old daughter and I really loved #noughtsandcrosses tonight at @northernstage - she was itching to give me spoilers having read the books but heroically resisted - amazing stuff @malorieblackman @pilot_theatre

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@TheJazzDad @GuidoFawkes Sleazy Jet

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

This is very good news. My favourite book as a kid.

[Askerswell @phil_erswell]

@histories_arch @Dr_TheHistories It means no worries.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

I am simultaneously glad that Hitchens isn't here to see his friend brutalized and fighting for his life, and aghast that we don't have his essential voice railing against the viciousness and mendacity of fundamentalist theology.

[Jon Snow @jonsnowC4]

You can help by supporting @savechildrenuk Emergency Fund today, which allows their teams to help children in crisis. Text CRISIS to 70008 to donate £5 or visit https://t.co/NVLdRFiVjK #Ukraine #StopTheWarOnChildren #Ukrainecrisis

[Franak Viačorka @franakviacorka]

A girl was born in the Kyiv metro, where people hide from the bombings. Her name is Mia.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

Nazir Afzal(former chief prosecutor NW England) - When Keir Starmer left the CPS we had the highest conviction rate for child sexual abuse in our history... that's his legacy. Boris Johnson said investigating child sexual abuse was money spaffed up a wall..

#BBCBreakfast

[gabyhinsliff @gabyhinsliff]

Since we’re on Keir Starmer’s time at DPP & that pretty shocking Jimmy Savile smear, here’s a thing I did ages ago on Starmer’s record re sex offences https://t.co/SFT6xtzCnb

[DailyPlum @DailyPlum]

One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.
-Joy in the Morning