Phil Collins

Brown liquor made my dawg insane

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

@shoshanahjacobs Your hashtags make no sense. Clean air? Does the cleanliness of the air outside cause depression? Or maybe the societal standards set by your party the requires kids to rethink everything they were raised about.

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

@shoshanahjacobs Depression during the pandemic is an actual severe thing. So you post the article about this and have the hashtag bring back mask. Why the hell would you promote brining back mask when it highlights a time when kids were depressed. Give me three reasons why we need mask again?

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

@MichelobULTRA A sauce! Duhhhhhh. Next question

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

The night is under review……….yep I was totally barred out. My bad

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

MERRY CHRISTMAS…to all the fellow sauce bosses out there! We getting thrown tonight #StrictlyComeDancing #Pegasus #AIRSAUCE #MOBEANS

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

CHRISTIAN PULISIC TELEMUNDO GOAL CALL IS ELECTRIC!!! ⚡️

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

LL🐬

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

Bitches be throwin dome left and right in 2016 on gah

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

#needaschtick

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

Pregaming at a girls house:

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

These bi-weekly checks got you feeling like you up that first week and on food stamps the next. #gottagetbeanedcauseimbroke

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

Woke up this morning cant remember nothing Two bitches just flew in from London #riptakeoff #LastMemory

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

…annnddd here comes the woman referee again to ruin everybody’s parlays #fuckhoes

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

@SIMPPATROL14 I feel like absolute ball sack… gonna munch a sauce!

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

Me and damn Sheronda… and fucking doody lo

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

I just wanna bang and cuddle

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

If you don’t get hungover, it simply means you don’t drink hard enough.

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

Me and my niggas bout to get tore up tonight! Where da sack?!???!! #ThursdayTreats #workHardPlayHarder

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

Call someone up today and tell them you love them… then get beaned #MotivationMonday #NoPainNoGain #attacktheday

[Phil Collins @phil_is_beaned]

RIP fuck George Sink