Phil “Hammer” Macooch

SAE rush chair ‘98 | 3x men’s basketball league champion | Adderall enthusiast | Former weather pledge | Yankee hater

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My top 5 white boys of the summer in no particular order

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@johnnieO Would love an XL, Cheers

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@theballsneedluv Running errands with mom is a great day in my book

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I’d rather hang myself than talk to Steven A Nigga. Yea I’m killing #alltheseniggahoeswantmydickholes

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@CousinTurn Thoughts and prayers brother

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Today I learned that there are real life wizard fans and I’m shocked

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@JohnKiriakou new torture method, force someone to watch Adem Bona play basketball, can confirm that it sucks

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Walgreens and CVS are ran by the IDF

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@druggtwt Congrats 🎉

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@GolfDigest Nice now win the masters and nut in her

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@f65839_voice Congrats 🍾

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Me and my buddy freshman year were on a first name basis with all the African subway workers ts has me dying

[💡 @ChargersRuined]

Campus Subway employee asked me if I wanted the “usual”

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@jasonk27v @xpjj9ybkjf_e Great take, would love to hear your prediction for next years roster (who starts, who leaves, who would be a good fit to bring in next year)

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Like a moth to a flame

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Welcome to your new team chad baker mazara

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@cookiesncreamb1 Would hit like crack

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There hasn’t been a trade in 14 minutes someone make a move I need more dopamine

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Every time I come home from college I try to figure out what my parents eat when I’m gone

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Damn @PapaJohns has gotten racist. Ordered a pizza and this is what I get

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The shit you see on NBA league pass is crazy

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One of the craziest shout outs of all time

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Collin Chandler OH MY LAMB!!! Ya durrty absolutely filthy brudda

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Fit for the night @KDTrey5 jersey no drawls on