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[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@funnytshirts @FunnyTshirtM1 @FunnyTshirts16

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@Primark I lick arse 🤦‍♂️🤔???

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@Primark I lick arse 🤦‍♂️🤔???

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@LancashireCC @prestoncouncil
Do you believe this to be an adequate road repair?

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@McDonaldsUK

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@McDonaldsUK 20mins to get a box of nuggets. Not the end of the world I know but surely that’s excessive. 🤷‍♂️

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@theJeremyVine Give over @theJeremyVine 🤦‍♂️

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

"They are supposed to be pulling santa's sleigh but they're busy playing reindeer games. They need to focus on delivering presents, that's their job. Why does Rudolph have a shiny nose? Showboating."

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@VirginAtlantic I’m trying to add contact tracing details to your website for a trip to USA but just keep getting unknown error message. Can you help please?

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@HSBC_UK 26hrs to get an answer to the question ‘Is the coin deposit machine working in branch?’ Absolutely shocking 🤦‍♂️🙄. Just put a phone in the branch and this could have been resolved in seconds. 👍

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@HSBC_UK Jesus help me 🙏 your DMs are as helpful as the call centre. What a shambles.

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@HSBC_UK 15 mins on hold then cut off. Useless customer service on the phone.

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@BBCRadio2 Green Onions by BookerT&the MGs.

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@EvansCycles Preston branch yesterday. Asked for info re different spec between 3 bikes. Was told no difference, just depends if you want to spend £500 or £600. Couldn’t get a straight answer then salesman decided to argue with every question I had. I left empty handed & annoyed.

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@theJeremyVine The car crossed the give way markings without looking. On this very rare occasion your cyclist is in the right.

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@theJeremyVine Was it Will Smith?

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@theJeremyVine If the council stop you parking on the road, he’s not much choice. Give the lad a break.

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@reallorraine Horse

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@theJeremyVine I think you’re looking for arguments.

[phil payne @phil_payne7]

@theJeremyVine pavement parking is fine so long as there’s room to walk around the cars. No need to ban it.