PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR.

I’m here

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

The day your parents stopped carrying you inside after you “fell asleep” in the car is the day they stopped loving you

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

orange juice needs pulp

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

driving with my big toe

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

the ants are coming back

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

i only kiss people who know my middle name

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

@jakebohma metaphysics

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

anyone have any good philosophy books

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

@AidanWilson106 no

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

laugh at your mom’s facebook minion memes even if it hurts you

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

there are 17 unfinished water bottles in my room, 5 on the floor and 12 on the desk

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

How do Hallmark writers keep writing the same story each year

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

mad

[ESPN @espn]

Rondo and his son soaking it in ❤🏆

[Oliver King @oliver_king11]

Might dress up as Mike Pence for Halloween so a strong independent liberal woman will destroy me

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Why don’t they just mute the mic of the person not talking, there has to be rules

[PHILLIP WAYNE SETTERLUND JR. @phil_sett]

Wesleyan is the third floor of BUHS

[ROLE MODEL @rolemodel]

all my boys sexy