unemployed court eunuch

28/any pronouns vatican appointed minister of old man yaoi

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

i may be an unemployed house spouse but i am NOT a trad wife, there is a difference. im more like a wise hermit enabled by my generous patron-husband to follow the dao by writing catholic priest erotica

[danewood @daneswood]

Still think about it it almost daily

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

im only capable of promoting my webcomic when im drunk is what im learning about myself on this journey of the soul through south jersey, delco, and philadelphia

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

Lindsey Graham held him and asked to be taken instead like the kid from HAMNET

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

This is the coolest guy I’ve ever heard of. He should be on the twelve dollar bill

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

was very impressed with show marius (not endorsing his actions ofc) like that's exactly how i'd imagine the accent of a native speaker of classical latin to sound in english

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

dracula you are nothing. orlok you are washed. lestat you wish you were half the bisexual legend that he is

[gi @moonxrayes]

akasha and lestat

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

this luteal phase has been one of the most chill ever and idk if that's cus i finally perfected my supplement regimen OR if it's cus i deleted the flo period app whose mocking push notifications and incessant pushing of paid tier content massively contributed to my misery lmao

[clintoris @clintoris]

It actually is that simple lol

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

lets fucking gooooooo

[bridget @pacinocrave]

I really love the way people on this app talk about amadeus

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

im like if they had a fucked up gremlin baby who inherited all their worst personality traits and was genetically italian somehow

[robert waltoomf @fortfroIic]

who gaf + this practice has existed in some form or another for centuries + god forbid we bring back 17th century realness

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

luteal phase once again..........

[Yoan Orszulik @yoanorszulik]

Same director, all bangers

[jaimie @aerionnai]

this is one of the most alpha and omega pictures i've ever seen

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

also i turn 29 next month and that's really embarrassing it's like i tried to turn 30 and missed the mark i dunno.... it's like being 19 all over again.

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

feels very humiliating and gen z of me to have my big age in the bio but sometimes i wanna follow nsfw artists and they actually come to your house and kill you if you don't make it clear how many times you've rode this crazy rock around the sun... so i do what i must

[unemployed court eunuch @philadelio]

humiliating not cus im old (im not!) but because when i was coming up, the beauty of the internet was complete anonymity and i miss that so so bad. no one should know anything about me from reading this account except that im a sicko freak