Elise

Champagne is always the answer.

[Elise @philadelise]

@TerryFranconia Turner?

[Elise @philadelise]

@RealGlenMacnow Drinking game in which you drink whenever you hear the full name Cooper Kupp

[Shedd Aquarium @shedd_aquarium]

Penguins in the Amazon?! 🐧🌴

Some of the penguins went on a field trip to meet other animals at Shedd. Wellington seemed most interested in the fishes in Amazon Rising! The black-barred silver dollars also seemed interested in their unusual visitor.

[Elise @philadelise]

Thank god for @reddit https://t.co/fiGcBPLfYr #mailbombed

[Elise @philadelise]

@gmail Help! I’ve received 500+ spam emails between inbox and spam folder starting 10 minutes ago. They won’t stop flooding in. What is going on here???

[Elise @philadelise]

@gmail now over 1000 emails in 20 minutes - I can’t even click on them they’re coming in so fast

[Elise @philadelise]

@PGATOUR @BKoepka #RestingBrooksFace! ❤️⛳️

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

PSA: Keep your beards https://t.co/fk1zs61MXR

[Elise @philadelise]

@CaseyBoyCasey Here’s one I saw on tv today

[Elise @philadelise]

@durossandlangel hey! do you guys do your workshops as private events?

[Elise @philadelise]

@FringeArts are you guys planning on doing the Summertime In/Outdoor 90s Dance Party series again this year? If so, when does it start? Fingers crossed for the first weekend in May!! Have a few friends in town that weekend.

[ABC 7 Chicago @ABC7Chicago]

VALENTINES DAY 2019:This zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a Meerkat: https://t.co/lgARqG7lYv

[Elise @philadelise]

#BDN is lacking his normal #BDE

[Elise @philadelise]

@RealJMaz NBC had a series of his greatest “hits” cut together and ready to play #savage

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

NO GOOD!

[Elise @philadelise]

Bears MVP is their mascot. That dramatic fall. 🏆

[Elise @philadelise]

@mental_floss @jmayiv their sugars 😱

[Elise @philadelise]

@jmayiv @eedawson It made me anxious as I watched it, and I was unhappy afterward.

[Elise @philadelise]

@eedawson When I heard the name, I thought it might be a shellfish or a leek, so surely they are among the rejects.