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Are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?

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Shoot Bohm (and Stubbs) into space. Why do I have to keep watching these two?

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LeBron wants to do the most impossible thing ever.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Best city on the planet

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What in the world

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Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t actually make it that night. I have to be where my feet are.

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The craziest thing about Cristopher Sanchez’s scoreless innings streak is that he’s doing it without the pleasure of being able to face the Phillies lineup.

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Replace TMac with Elmo.

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They never win this game. They never beat this team. I never thought I would see this. This is a first round win hahaha.

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This whole show has been so good.

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Lifetime host

[Eldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus]

It's so fucking easy to be an opposition party that goes "War is bad, going to war is bad, murdering innocent little girls is bad" and they can't even do it

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Do the dunk contest participants and judges think that we’ve never seen a dunk contest before?

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End it after 3 quarters, please.

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Let’s keep this Diane Warren bit going forever.

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Cant get enough of these 2 yard passes!

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VJ

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Everything is upstairs

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Losing a WS because of bunting is 2nd only to losing on a walkoff, so the joke’s still on me, I guess.

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I hate to only tweet about bunting at this point, but………