@philafitz2

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Disappointed Great American State Fair attendees:

"I've been to state fairs all throughout the United States. This is terrible. It's a program length advertisement for the president."

"I'm totally underwhelmed. It's part-political. That arch over there promoting one of Trump's vanity projects. This is so bland."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Phillip: It's not a cryptic email. It's an actual phone call with the president on the line. And his sons stand to benefit from it. Even if you were to concede every possible thing that Hunter Biden did wrong, wouldn't you at the very least have to acknowledge that this is bad?

Borelli:

[Dave Levinthal @davelevinthal]

The 11 a.m. Tuesday time slot is at the Great American State Fair is apparently not the most fruitful, as there are more musicians in the band than spectators.

(The band, consisting of young musicians, including a heluva brass section, was quite good.)

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

This is grotesque and un-American. 11 stars represents the Confederate States of America, not the United States of America.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Every Fox News live shot today from Trump's post-rapture-like state fair on the National Mall has been hilarious. Here's a supercut:

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​US President Donald Trump photoshopped himself into a painting featuring iconic US historical figures on his social media account.

​Why is Trump making himself look ridiculous?

[TMZ @TMZ]

Dr. Oz on stage with Dean Cain talks about how great the crowd is at the Great American State Fair... so @hicharliecotton pans his camera to reveal quite the opposite.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE LEWD MAN CAUGHT MASTURBATING AT TRUMP'S STATE FAIR. THE MAN WILL NOW BE PARDONED BY DONALD TRUMP. PAID $1 MILLION FROM THE SLUSH FUND, AND MADE THE NEW SECRETARY OF SEX EDUCATION, CUSTODIAN OF THE EPSTEIN FILES, AND DIRECTOR OF THE CIA.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HAVING THE SMALLEST CROWD IN RECORDED HISTORY. PEOPLE CALL ME EVERY DAY BEGGING TO KNOW HOW DOES HE GET SUCH PUNY CROWDS? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BORING, OLD, STUPID, WHAT IS IT?!! I SAY IT'S ALL OF THE ABOVE BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. YOU MUST BE CONSISTENT. DONALD GETS SMALL CROWDS EVERY SINGLE DAY. RALLIES, SPEECHES, STATE FAIRS. HE NEVER RESTS. IT WOULD BE EASY TO SAY, OK TODAY I'LL HAVE A BIG CROWD. BUT NOT TRUMP. AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM A TINY CROWD CHAMPION.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

So the Great American State Fair lasted approximately 17 minutes before a guy got caught masturbating in public.

America 250. 🇺🇸

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

True Story: The colonoscopy waiting room at my local hospital has more enthusiasm than Trump’s American state fair.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Steve HIlton on Trump’s claims of a rigged election in California: Honestly, I have no idea about any of those conversations. I haven't spoken to the president or the US attorney. We had teams looking at everything, and we didn't see anything that would give us cause for concern. I don't know whether the resources of the justice department will turn anything up, but we don't see anything that was a problem.

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Rebekah Jones @GeoRebekah]

The Bible Belt is also:

The divorce belt
The teen pregnancy belt
The obesity belt
The murder belt
The poverty belt
The high-school dropout belt
The uneducated belt
The MAGA belt
The prison belt
The disease belt

None of these are a coincidence. They are not simply correlation.

This is cause and effect.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The art of the narcissistic buffoon.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Police have released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I hear it’s a literary triumph. #Algae 🦠

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

John Kruk in a suit looks like a guy about to receive an award from Gary Barbera himself for selling the most certified pre-owned Dodge Durangos.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: All the grass on the White House lawn has been utterly destroyed by Trump's stupid UFC ring.

You can be assured this will somehow cost millions more in taxpayer dollars to fix.

It is just the latest disaster in Donald Trump's never-ending trail of destruction.

He's ruined so many beautiful things around Washington and around the nation, all because he is a stupid, selfish, narcissistic pedophile with the taste and maturity of a twelve-year-old.

Can you imagine the right-wing response if Obama had done even ONE of these things?

He likes to call himself a builder. But destruction follows wherever he goes.

[Richard @ricwe123]

When the illusion finally shatters, what remains isn't disappointment,it's humiliation.

The man you poured your faith into was never a visionary, never a savior, never even remotely exceptional.
He was a hollow fraud wrapped in ego, fueled by noise, and sustained by endless self-promotion.

Every boast, every grand promise, every display of swagger crumbles the instant reality enters the room.
What looked like confidence was arrogance.
What looked like strength was insecurity.
What looked like leadership was little more than a carefully marketed illusion.

Scratch beneath the surface and there's no hidden brilliance, no master strategist, no misunderstood genius. Just an impulsive, self-absorbed figure stumbling from one failure to the next, desperately trying to drown incompetence in a torrent of bluster and spectacle.

In the end, the strongman image collapses into exactly what it always was: cheap theater.
A gaudy performance.
A caricature masquerading as leadership.
A salesman peddling an image he could never live up to.

And the hardest part isn't watching the act fall apart.
It's realizing how long you applauded it, defended it, and mistook obvious bullshit for substance.....