hilary ♡

“It’s a weird life, but it’s where I am right now.” - Nick Miller

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026

I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

@MerriamWebster Schulykill. As in the river, the expressway, the county, the valley, etc.

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

Best part of being at the #phillies intrasquad scrimmage was watching John Middleton sit in the seats, shake hands and chat with fans, snap photos with kids, and be amongst 31,000 people sitting back and enjoying their love for the game of baseball.

#RedOctober
@Phillies

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

The only president I acknowledge these days.

[no context the west wing @LemonLymancom]

26 years ago today, 'THE WEST WING' premiered on NBC. “‘I am the Lord your God, thou shalt worship no other god before me.’ Boy, those were the days, huh?” was President Bartlet’s first line.

Here are the best moments from the pilot, a thread 🧵

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

Nick Castellanos - do your thing.

#phillies

[CNN @CNN]

Ozzy Osbourne, the frontman of Black Sabbath, has died at 76 https://t.co/1YkzFSZQIy

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

Thanks for that, @backstreetboys. This weekend was a dream. 🤍

#BackstreetBoys

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

As my dad would say: “Now, save some of these runs for tomorrow, guys.”

#phillies
@Phillies

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

“They got money for war but can't feed the poor" - Tupac Shakur

[trash jones @jzux]

"your password is too weak" just wait til you see my will to live

[MLB @MLB]

A touching pregame tribute on the @Phillies broadcast 🤣

[Phillies Central @philscentral_]

Name a better trio… I’ll wait.

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Better Vision. Better Calls.

Still offering all MLB umps free LASIK.

Our Philly locations will be ready after the game. 😑

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

No place like home.
@phillies

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me, an american, every day in america since 2016

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[tricia. @trishadelphia]

one day this season, ima just say fuck it and treat myself to a game. go by myself, get a hot dog and a surfside, get a scorecard, open a pack of baseball cards, sit back, and enjoy the game. normalize taking yourself out on a little baseball date.

[hilary ♡ @philahila]

@givizz Grab a soft pretzel for the holy trinity.