Phil Bartels

🎭 Stage & Screen Actor
🥊 Stunt Performer
🎥Filmmaker

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Regrets per minute (2026)

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@midwestvampiire I stand so I can make sure it all goes in your mouth

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I googled myself and this is what came up 💯

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@GigachadMan5 @TritonNot Triton loves my dick

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@GigachadMan5 @TritonNot Day 14 of fucking you in the ass tenderly

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@GigachadMan5 @TritonNot Can I fuck you? I’m horny

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@Bowblax Awesome. I’m queer. Follow me bowblax

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@TrevorOfficialR Trump’s alt account

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@GigachadMan5 Show me on the doll where triton touched you

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@MichelleMiona9 Suck mine then

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@TritonNot

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Bitches ain’t shit

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@TritonNot Yeah fuck Ukraine 🇺🇦 they all suck and deserve whatever happens to them

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Real

[dahlia @dahliaplz]

Houston has been looking like Seattle for like a whole week now

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@heyitsrosemulet He’s a d1 hater

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@NightArchive11 @TheDavidplex He’s the good David not the bad David

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@TritonNot You should apologize for being gay and indian

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@TritonNot 😂

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@TrevorOfficialR They’re all gay for you

[Trevor Official @TrevorOfficialR]

Basically the entire reason there’s a cancel mob of hundreds of people dedicated to me is because of my being pals with howling mutant. Yet, I notice no Nazis cancel him for being pals with me! Suspicious…

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@NightArchive11 @MichelleMiona9 Yeah when we were making out last night