phil

I like science and movies

[phil @philarena]

@bradendomier am i not enough?????

[phil @philarena]

i think if i hit my head really hard i could be fluent in another language

[phil @philarena]

the real lesson from the Substance is to remember to cancel your Mubi subscription!!

[phil @philarena]

i feel like these are objectively mean genres to say a person (me) listens to

[phil @philarena]

@PopCrave TJ Rocks is back

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The Wayans Brothers will reunite for the first time in 18 years to develop ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’

(Source: Deadline)

[phil @philarena]

hinge won’t let me change my height even tho i got that surgery that makes me taller

[phil @philarena]

i know it’s not the point of the show, but i’d get the severance procedure

[phil @philarena]

if i was a writer on jeopardy id get fired for trying to make all of the categories names of rob thomas songs

[phil @philarena]

i went to a haunted house and all the actors insulted my appearance ??

[phil @philarena]

duality of man

[phil @philarena]

the karaoke bar didn’t have “i’ll never love again (film version)”

[phil @philarena]

pizzerias love telling you how many brothers were involved in the process

[phil @philarena]

my top song is going to be “i think about it all the time” :(

[phil @philarena]

too far into 2024 and the damage is irreversible (charli will be my top artist of 2024)

[phil @philarena]

everyone on hinge talks about “folding fitted sheets” as if they have more than one fitted sheet???

[phil @philarena]

ban run clubs!!! someone is gonna get trampled omg

[phil @philarena]

joe and the juice is just panera with long boxes!!!!!

[phil @philarena]

missing bullying on tinder groups

[phil @philarena]

can’t see a beach without thinking of getting Old really fast