Phil

Ex Alien not in Bangkok. 36 yo Tassie boy, I won't follow you back if that's what you're after, unless you're interesting then maybe. @melbournefc fanatic

[Phil @philbangkok]

@AFLFantasy need help asap, trying to regenerate draft league but one team can’t select keepers.

[Phil @philbangkok]

@thesecurityguy1 As a 38-year old one, I agree. But loving that we actually have a chance, been waiting my whole life to be up the top end

[Phil @philbangkok]

@abcsport Maybe cause they only started playing a few years ago. Just use the existing ones, pretty simple

[The Barbeque Bulletin @TheBBQBulletin]

"Now that states have removed most of their mandates, we're seeing a sudden increase in reports of chest pains as people are scared of the danger this could present."

[Phil @philbangkok]

@newscomauHQ What was she driving?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Americans Who Cowered Under Government Oppression For 2 Years Urge Ukrainians To Die For Freedom https://t.co/Xwk5JRJgMn

[The Barbeque Bulletin @TheBBQBulletin]

"Propaganda? What propaganda? We haven't been able to verify if the photo is from Ukraine, but we decided to post it anyway!"

[Phil @philbangkok]

Trump is an evil person

[Ottawa By-law @OttawaBylaw]

Attention animal owners at demonstration

If you are unable to care for your animal as a result of enforcement actions, your animal will placed into protective care for 8 days, at your cost. After 8 days, if arrangements are not made, your animal will be considered relinquished.

[PoliBard @PoliBard]

Um, watch the fucking video, delete your article, and write it again.

And you wonder why you get called #FakeNews

[Phil @philbangkok]

@_MikeMcKay So I guessed it👌🏻

[Phil @philbangkok]

@_MikeMcKay @1Week1Million So it’s really a bet than you can get 1 million mentions in one week? Good data to put on the resume!

[Phil @philbangkok]

@Guildford @abcnews Small man? Are you assuming my gender cuck boy

[ReOpenPa @reopenpa]

Wife is covid positive. I've ducktaped an N95 to her face, locked her in the basement with 10 days of dehydrated food, and reported her to the police for attempted murder. What else should I do to keep my family healthy and safe? 🙏

[Phil @philbangkok]

@Oli_Murray @newscomauHQ Happy Australia Day 🇦🇺

[Phil @philbangkok]

@newscomauHQ Happy Australia Day 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[Phil @philbangkok]

@newscomauHQ They can donate it to me. My Australia Day party is costing me a bit 🇦🇺

[Phil @philbangkok]

@itsdrcheese @Quartermain10 Sorry champ, we should all stop what we’re doing until you’re safe💁

[Phil @philbangkok]

@dale_wen @neontaster @wil_da_beast630 @jonathanchait And obese people?

[Phil @philbangkok]

@itsdrcheese @Quartermain10 Why? Totally paranoid. Everyone is vaxed. The chances of getting seriously ill are minimal. More chance of getting injured in a car crash. Moronic comes to mind