Phil Barbato

Black Lives Matter. Land Back. Abolish the police. He/Him

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@MaceAhWindu All of the Bad Batch before their series started. I was so impatient for the main storyline in S7 of the Clone Wars, I was mad when their four episode interlude happened.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

These men have thoroughly gutted a profitable, talented industry because they are greedy and boring and frankly too stupid to know any better.

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

A landmark year in toothpaste technology.

[thiiird person @thiiirdperson]

type the year you turned 10 into twitter gif

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

But yes I also played a shit-ton of DOOM.

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

The cool kids would be posting DOOM screenshots, but this game ruled my life in that year:

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@uniondesign That’s what I figured. Came back up right as I posted this too. 🙃

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

Nothing I love more than sitting down for a quick episode of a TV show than to spend 45 minutes trying to decode what new series of rituals the great Apple would have me perform to acknowledge that I have, indeed, paid for this service.

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@hotdogsladies Yes I remember That Dog! They’re one of those million ingredients in the Beths that I love so much.

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

in the year of our lord, 2023, we are still getting "whats it going to take to wake republicans/conservatives up?" takes.

NOTHING.
NOTHING CAN BE DONE.
NOTHING WILL CONVINCE THEM.
THERE IS NO HOPE.
YOUR DAD/GRANDAD/MOM/GRAMMY IS A LOST CAUSE.
IT'S OVER.
MOVE ON.

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@thiiirdperson Furiously Ask-Jeevesing “how to smoke a brisket in my oldass Weber all damn day” now thanks Thiiird! 🤬

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

the day i discovered i was an idiot trapped inside a moron’s body:

i stood up in front of the room full of people, “hi, my name is sunshine jarboly & i’m a far-parker.” everyone just stared at me. “what kind of name is that?” one man asked. “it’s

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

THE WORLD'S SMARTEST MAN DOESN'T WANT YOU TO READ THIS ON TWITTER

This will be a long thread. I'm going to put a link at the end—the end because if I put it at the beginning, Twitter will throttle my engagement.

It will tell you it is an unsafe link, even though it isn't.

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

I’m 50% Potato/Gravy, but my last name ends in a vowel, so I can usually pass as Pasta/Sauce.

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

man it's super cool that republicans hyper focus on being creepy fascistic weirdos about trans people is actually costing them elections and the white house response is now "hmmm. let's meet in the middle with them"

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@Pandamoanimum I didn’t know there were so many different candy Easter eggs! 🥚💖

[Oliver Willis @owillis]

The conservative argument that teachers somehow make their kids gay or trans is slightly out of line with the entire history of kids not fucking listening to teachers at all

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@owillis I can’t believe they never impeached the guy! What the heck!?

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@thiiirdperson Barbiiie

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

@thiiirdperson That’s an awfully large straw man. Like as big as some of the larges aquatic mammals even.

[Phil Barbato @philbarbato]

I’m an emotional wreck after watching three episodes of Star Wars television shows. How’s your morning going?