phil barrance

cameras and dogs with a hint of brutal honesty!

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@GeorgeCochrane1 Edward can you see the harrods logo? just in her those awful council folk at the bingo want to see our holiday pictures

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@JebraFaushay 🤮🤮🤮

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@IngrameThomas She has forgotten to look for a camera to stand in front of! that or had to catch a ferry

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#Ashes2023 i know marnus labuschagne is a good player but the way he cuts about he looks like the kid at school that was on free meals wore strides with repairs and plimsoles with cardboard box insole and always had a snotty nose and greasy hair!

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I’m not sure but i think i am supposed to be jealous of her biscuit

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Lucy is incredibly smug after “finding” an abernethy biscuit

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@jeremycorbyn Trust corbyn to see a policy that will do more to bring about peace then criticise it because its tory its like moaning about cancer research then complaining why cancer hasnt been cured

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@joncoupland Yup definitely a mudflap it will have come with the little clips that have a bolt designed to crush any paint off of the wheel arch causing rust to take hold while simultaneously welding the bolt into its thread just after loosening its grip slightly

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@savsays The big problem here is you believing that “what you feel” is important to anybody but you how bloody arrogant

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@DreyfusJames My dog is the equivelent of a crack whore for gravy bones she will literally punch me and groan until i give in

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@BigBearF1 @Didotcom1 I love a big dinner too bear!……..too soon?

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@PLovelace2 Jesus and americans say british food is bad give me pie n mash fish n chips or bubble n squeak any day in fact its the new “n” plan diet! ban the can

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@DreyfusJames I am heart broken at the way facts are negotiable to these imbeciles who believe just because they think something it has validity to everyone and to disagree is some form of hatred

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@Aussie_GC_Man Deluded imbeciles

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@LozzaFox @danwootton @GBNEWS Very brave guy

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@Mattisamazing33 Been there done that sneezed and discovered i know the language of satan

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@Mattisamazing33 I some times hurt myself looking under a table and once needed painkillers after a particularly energetic yawn

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@afurfcksake Amnesia-fantasia55-%

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@LozzaFox This here is darwins theory in action