Phil Callaway

Enabler of a chocoholic. Author of 27 books folk find funny. Hosts Laugh Again Radio. Speaks about life, love, and God. Fears having to land a real job.

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

I speak tonight at 7 PM CT for the Legacy Coalition, a fantastic grandparenting organization. You can watch on Zoom. Just register for free at https://t.co/8GVSSUAbG0 https://t.co/dKD84cjKah

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

The trick or treaters are arriving and I'm ready with the veggies. We've got broccoli, cauliflower, and brussel sprouts this year. They may kale my choice into question, but it'll give 'em pumpkin to talk about. #halloween

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@Pat1029381 Thanks Patricia! You're so welcome! Sorry for the late response. I vacated Twitter for most of the last few years, but I'm told they allow humor once again. 😆 Bless you!

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

Nice 2b on the road again. I'm doing my thing in Salmon Arm, BC tonight &tomorrow (250-832-6366, [email protected]). Canceled well past 100 events, now the course has reversed and it's gone a little wacky. People wanna laugh it seems. I'm okay with that. #LaughAgain

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

Just hangin' out with the grandkids...

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

After great deliberation, I have decided to boycott companies selling stuff I can’t afford.

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

Me on a podcast about seeing beyond tough times. https://t.co/KLA0Gta4bY

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

Told my granddaughter a slanted version of Aladdin. Genie asks what he wants. "A fur coat." "What fur?" "Fur to keep me warm. That's what's fur." Grandgirl thinks about it. Says, "Bumpa you're funny. I'm gonna keep you." #BestMomentEver

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

My grandson takes 44 minutes to find his boots and put them on and six seconds to unlock my phone, delete photos, and watch a video.

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We all love stories with happy endings. Here's a dog gone good tail. Enjoy! https://t.co/p0YwzicAba

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

Thanks Dad and the 1.7 million Canadians who enlisted in both world wars. Mom and Dad often spoke of the classmates they'd lost. Sometimes the price of freedom is everything you've got.

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@Cocopuffpuff No kidding! How sad is that?

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When was the last time you read something in fine print and said to yourself, "Wow! That's good news"?

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

Laugh Like a Kid Again with this article, "Forbidden Smile." https://t.co/QjHwggkLT3

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

Some hilarious rumours. Are they true or false? Find out your RQ. https://t.co/9IVcn750DQ

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

A little cheer for your day... There’s Darkness Down ThereHarvest House https://t.co/l9ax8U62Rk

[Phil Callaway @philcallaway]

My mama was smart. When I said, "I wanna grow up and be a comedian," she said, "Well, you can't do both." #laughagainca #MomsRock #mothers #laughagain #oneliners

[Andy Stanley @AndyStanley]

I’ve been advised not to post about the murder of Ahmaud Arbery until I calm down a bit. But that’s part of the problem, isn’t it? We calm down and go on about our business. This must end. Our black brothers and sisters need white advocates to bring this to an end. Count me in!