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Singer for My Chemical Romance. Watch Umbrella Academy, streaming on Netflix, formerly Phil Swift (1988-20x6)

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#inspiration

[Joe Pera @JosephPera]

@vecchitto goku, but it's hard to because at this point, they both kinda need each other

[Strong Bad @StrongBadActual]

Twogdor.
I did it. And I regret it.
(the beefy arm is invisible)

[lexi🖤 @lexisnyderxoxo]

so you just gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

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https://t.co/GUKlJ4nH7p live living other lives

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@rocco_botte it’s been a long day

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@loraveee i completely forgot i was streaming on psvr and straight went to town on youtube live and just got a warning that pretty much told me some youtube employee just knew it was embarrassing enough just telling me

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DadGPT Trying to make it work with the ex (for the kids) https://t.co/Tgzk5BhrT5

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@StreamerBans ever since i set my FB gender to female for some feminist nonsense (respecting my ex for becoming a man) i've been getting 3 day bans twice a week that get overturned in 15 seconds every time

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@ShitpostBot5000 how am i from two places i've never been to #D12MyBand #HelloWisconsin

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@CourtTV which "Not guilty" in the case of "you didn't do your job and a man is dead" is literally exactly what you want the justice system to do when some "man" is "slaughtered" whether you "didn't mean it" or not, he's still fucking dead and it's because you let it happen

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@CourtTV I'm starting a kickstarter for the first person who actually knows what "involuntary manslaughter" and "gross negligence" both mean and can in any way justify saying something more ridiculous than #flatearth

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@JayCap27 @CourtTV so you're saying the woman who's job it is to load fake guns with blank bullets and proceeded to load real bullets into resulting in a man dying due to gross incompetence is a scapegoat?

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do you really think Alec Baldwin doesn't have the acting ability to murder someone on purpose without you finding out? this is borderline victim (i mean, the second way less hurt victim) blaming but "don't load the prop gun with real bullets" is kind of their one biggest requirement

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@LightVadam @furnacewoods Need Plastic Love? check out the Belize Department, it's pretty much all we do but it's tall for the philanthropic goal to make the next Lars and the Real Girl less creepy

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@furnacewoods in other news alexa lied to me about Taylor Swift being cast in the upcoming Knuckles movie

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@furnacewoods https://t.co/bjn4vu6vlK i keep forgetting to actually hand people business cards and only getting retweets on hilarious shit i didn't use AI to make

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@rocco_botte doesn't work with AMC+

[Rocco Botte @rocco_botte]

Saw this movie theater hack on TikTok yesterday, anyone know if this works?

[medusa @medusa_adsume]

if vaccines caused autism we would have high speed rail

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@rocco_botte these were free