Phil of the dystopian future

[post left posting @commsurreallism]

#MerryChristmas #MerryChristmas2025

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

We don't talk enough about how Kanye got really into Jesus right before he got really into Hitler

[baked ziti @malikmamluke]

Every time.

[natミ☆ free palestine🍉 @cwboylikecolfer]

how a gleek sees the world

[Eric Lombardi (EricForOLP.ca) 🇨🇦🚀 @EricDLombardi]

I just want to point out that this building would be illegal in Toronto.

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Feeding your pregnant wife Tylenol in 2079 so your future children have a chance against the supercomputers.

[furmerly ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ ❗⚡️🃏 @furmerly]

"why don't you use bluesky" im sorry this is the only app where the american government screenshots their note app at 30% battery apologising for being catfished into admitting they wanted to coverup the epstein files

[Phil of the dystopian future @phildathrillll]

@EricDLombardi @DSaDarryl what are you talking about? There are numerous examples of successful state owned airlines, some of the best in the world are. Also air Canada is a profitable company, why would it being used for public good expensive and worse? All that would change is who reaps the benefits

[📸 👩🏻‍💻 HONEY 🪞👩🏻‍🎨 @itshoneylive]

hate when you forget about an onion or a potato in your pantry and it becomes Evil

[hickey @HickeyShamer]

Just turned Fortnite off to read Dostoevsky

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

nobody was angry at my pro government rally where everything we want is happening and supported by everyone with power!

[Phil of the dystopian future @phildathrillll]

@EricDLombardi *China has entered the chat*

[Gülce @exitsenses]

My proteins are perfectly folded. They will NOT spontaneously misfold & trigger an irreversible cascade of neurodegeneration. I do NOT have a prion disease. I do NOT have rabies. I am NOT unknowingly in an incubation period.

Like to claim ❤️

[maze @mazemaize]

my first committed relationship was to the bit