Phil Jones

Designer • Art Director • Illustrator • ADC Young Gun X • Murraymullet

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

Every time I passed this bike rack I thought it looked like a vending machine. So, I hand painted a giant chip bag to go inside it.

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We're PROUD to introduce our newest product, Rainbow Wash, to our loyalest Omega Mart shoppers! 🌈

No longer will you have to rely on other companies to rainbow wash products for you! Now, pride can last all year long!

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No more walking on eggshells! Cage Free Toes have arrived in-store and online. #FreeThePhalanges

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Attention Shoppers! Due to some recently substantiated rumors, we will not currently be offering Rumored Associates cereal.

We hope to have an update following a thorough investigation. Thank you, as always, for choosing Omega Mart!

[Omega Mart @OmegaMartUSA]

Get right to the bear this #NationalCandyDay!

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

@andygonsalves @AGuyWhoDraws Crushin’ it Andy!! Well done!!

[Omega Mart @OmegaMartUSA]

It's game day at Omega Mart! ⚽️

@NewMexicoUTD, big fans of our dairy aisle, face off against the Las Vegas Lights in some fresh new gear!

PROUD to be in consideration for the Official Dairy Aisle of tonight's game.

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Andrew & GREB II are on the quirkier side so they’ll need caretakers who are VERY patient! Could it be YOU?

Head to our Instagram to find out! 2 lucky winners will be announced on Wednesday.

[Omega Mart @OmegaMartUSA]

Your preferred pus is BACK in season, just in time for #NationalLemonJuiceDay! 🐐🍋

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

Waiting is the only profession with a known Safe Word.

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Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸🦅🎇

Join us at 4PM PST/7PM EST for our annual fireworks extravaganza LIVE on Instagram!

https://t.co/BACyQbAxtx

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

Who collects hoarders?

[Omega Mart @OmegaMartUSA]

Kindness is the first step towards kwality. Taste the difference of a dignified death today!

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[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

@iamchrisjung Cinnadust™

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

@valorandvellum @ConanOBrien LOL - Well, they won’t ask that question ever again!

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

@ConanOBrien offering me his complete seal of approval with absolutely no hesitation.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Most people learned to bake bread during the pandemic, my fan Phil learned to whittle dicks.

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

@jublin Thanks! (takes one to know one!)

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

@lillembutt You're far too kind! But, just like I did with Conan's endorsement, I'll take it!

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

@waynejung @iamchrisjung @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco Many lives were saved because of that project. Not enough people talk about the need to expose children to professions they shouldn't ever pursue for the sake of humanity. I think we ended up exactly where we were supposed to due to toothpick bridge making.

[Jim Bryant @jimbryant]

Listen to Murray State Graphic Design alumni Phil Jones on Conan O’Brien’s podcast, Conan Needs a Friend, talking about his project, Whittle Dicks. @phildesignart

https://t.co/2DfuRfOJOq

[Phil Jones @phildesignart]

My only goal was to make Conan laugh once. It was achieved in this week’s Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend/Fan Podcast out today! https://t.co/cXdaQlOXIY