Phil the Beagle

RT'ng beagle, politics humor art psy sci food sport & other strange human behaviors+cute dogs Luckiest ACK rescue beagle, lives among the rabbits & the1%

[Marytny 🇺🇦🌻 @marytny]

UGGGG pulling my hair out watching #DarkMoney @KatyTurNBC @jacobsoboroff #AZ with almost no solar power is MADNESS! #SunshineOrdinance

[Kristin, Muggs, Louie, and the Feline Phalanx @catladyfurever]

Woke up this morning to find that something big had come between me and my husband.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Charlie. He overheard you say he couldn’t hold eleven socks at once. Which is true, he can hold twelve. 13/10 don’t test a good boy

[Jonathan Allen @jonallendc]

The poverty rate in Mulvaney's old district (14.9%) isn't much lower than it is in Cummings' district (16.6%). Both are above the national poverty rate of 12.3%. By Mulvaney's standard, Republican Reps. Jeff Duncan and Tom Rice of SC should be thrown out of office. 1/2

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

I just want to vote for someone time travelers don't have to kill.

[Bamalu🖕🏼🖕🏼 @bamafangrl]

Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
Yeah. It wasn’t that. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

Traveler: Bedbugs devoured me at Trump resort https://t.co/hCIfern6lb

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

Just noting that the White House has had to install multiple “rat stations” around the mansion to counteract the rodent infestation problem there.

[Mark Hertling @MarkHertling]

Broad daylight, no shame.

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Perverted financier #JeffreyEpstein was featured as an eligible bachelor in 1980 issue of Cosmopolitan. But his dark secret would come to light in March 2005, when police in Palm Beach launched an investigation into his abuse of underage girls. https://t.co/2ykvhTSd0Z

[Rebecca V @bverb962]

@ktempesta @Wink527 @CharJTF @Toure Here’s the infestation from my deck in MD’s 7th district

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I got big D's 2020 campaign song right here. (Apologies to the Jonas Brothers.) 👏🏼🍭👏🏼🍭👏🏼

[Max Kennerly @MaxKennerly]

Almost 15 years ago, Jon Stewart demolished "Crossfire." Today Tucker Carlson is a de facto member of Trump's Cabinet, and the problem Stewart identified--"news" shows treating politics as theater--is even worse than before. It's all "optics," with one core message: stop caring.

[Max Kennerly @MaxKennerly]

@nytopinion @maureendowd It's neither Puritanism nor the French Revolution--we just don't like seeing our leaders cavorting with nihilists and cynics like you, people so heartless and self-absorbed that governance is mere entertainment, a way to make money with commentary more vapid than daytime ESPN.

[Glenn Kirschner @glennkirschner2]

Let’s recall what Kevin McCarthy said about his belief that “Putin is paying Trump.” Is ANY Republican interested in saving our country? The Washington Post https://t.co/mZMaFS93Gu

[The Hill @thehill]

Man on kidney dialysis who was billed $540,000 for 14 weeks of care now owes $0 after journalists investigate https://t.co/D6zNBvI0Y4