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[phil @philewis211]

@JeffBezos Idris Elba is the guy. Cavill is a good option but he’s a dork (in a the best possible way)

[phil @philewis211]

@WIRED How could you possibly sign off on this “profile”..?? Its disgusting and serves absolutely 0 purpose other than personally attacking this man on every level. Your article @jkehe says more about you than anything you wrote about the man you were profiling. Screw u dbag!!

[phil @philewis211]

New official answer for what I am most proud of in my life:

[SDBeachVolleyball @sdbvl]

Congrats to Lewis / Castro for their 1st place finish in the Competitive 2v2 Beach Volleyball League.

[phil @philewis211]

@DOM_Frederic @jsim04

[phil @philewis211]

@jsim04 @palisadesops Our only hope is to unite in the village at Lucky Larry’s for a whiskey and some apps. I don’t see any other way.

[People @people]

Paul Rudd is PEOPLE's 2021 #SexiestManAlive! 🔥 https://t.co/aweOKYwclx

[Sean O'Neal @seanoneal]

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.

[Netflix @netflix]

Good morning to Eurovision’s gorgeous — and newly Oscar® nominated!! — Original Song HUSAVIK 💜

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

This is the crap Hollywood is throwing at us now. I can’t fucking believe this.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Anchorman 2’ star Kanye West has conceded his Presidential Race. #ElectionNight

(Source: @kanyewest)

[Cody Decker @Decker6]

It’s good to remind yourself at least once a day that this happened......

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I … I just died in your arms tonight

[Jack @jsim04]

“So we just gonna start at MJ’s rookie season and end with his last?”

Last Dance Producer:

[phil @philewis211]

Avocados, am I right?
https://t.co/wnx4scYA1s @GetTheDisease

[Kate Upton @KateUpton]

Hey @MLB I thought I was the only person allowed to fuck @JustinVerlander ?! What 2 writers didn't have him on their ballot?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

A comeback for the ages. #SCFacts

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

We played for you.

We won for you.

We will forever honor you.

#JDF16

[phil @philewis211]

@Uber an exceptionally awful uber driver today. Gonna switch to Lyft