Phil Griffiths

A married father of two, and a comedian. This isn’t the funny part.

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Let’s Ride… the Bench! #russellwilson #Broncos #BroncosCountry #SeattleSeahawks #dangerwich

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You think the Nirvana album cover kid would have sued if it was huge in the photo?

#nirvana #nirvanakid #nirvanababy

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Man, I really hope the Cleveland Browns draft a logo this year.

#nfl #nfldraft #NFLDraft2021

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@JackieandLaurie @alexfromoakland She’s the best!

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Didn't realize a virus could attack another virus.

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This new @SFGiants marketing campaign is intense.
#sanfrancisco #sfgiants #sfbayarea

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Walmart greeter just cracked the top 5 for most dangerous jobs in America.

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@LGUSSupport Fridge not working, warranty-covered repair. LG says "no official licensed LG repairmen in my area"(SF) after they looked for 10+days. Call back, now told to wait indefinitely while they continue to look & submit to alternative resolution dept which can take 4-8 wk🤬

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If this was all just an elaborate way for white guys to stop looking like an idiot during handshakes, thank you.

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Does it surprise anyone that he doesn’t know what sarcasm is either?

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Just serenaded my dog with a rousing rendition of “Sweet Child O' Mine” by changing it to “Sweet Dog O' Mine”. So things may not being going as well as I thought.

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Performed on a Zoom show and two audience members were shirtless men laying on their bed So my nightmares are coming true now.

#coronavirus #StayAtHome

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The clubs in the 2020’s are just gonna have a bunch of people line dancing to TikTok songs.

#tiktok #tiktokdance

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Why doesn't the @NFL just do the draft online using a Yahoo Fantasy Football league draft?

#football #fantasyfootball #NFLDraft2020 #NFLDraft

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I want a follow-up show about all those people who moved their family of 4 into a tiny home and are now realizing what a horrible idea that was during all this.

#tinyhome #stayhome #coronavirus

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There are gonna be a lot of white girls having makeup birthday months once this is over. #ugh #CoronavirusLockdown #StayHome #COVID19

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Your portion of the stimulus package will be determined by your total number of puzzles pieces completed. #2TRILLION #2TStimulus #puzzle #puzzles #PuzzleForToday #stimulusbill #StayHome #CoronavirusLockdown

[Mar-a-Lagoing, Mar-a-Lagone. @maralagoing]

Thanks @guybranum for a great show @RoosterTF. @philgriffs & @brookeheinichen also killed. Yeah, whatever, I wasn’t supposed to take photos.

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@IamColinThomson @punchlinesf @KarindaDobbins @jackiekashian It was a fun week of shows for sure! Thanks for coming out to the show!