Phil

❝All I want in life is a big Cadillac, a nickel plated .45, and a bulldog with a gold tooth. If I had all that, ain't nobody would fuck with me.❞ - Leroy

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@AngryFatYtGuy @DoYaKnowWilma I used to mix the PB and jelly in a little bowl before spreading the mixture on the bread. It ensures a proper, uniform ratio and it prevents the jelly from squeezing out and dripping.

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@bulgarbrutalit2 @DayOvDaPillow @othrofaps12345 I'm on my third pixel and wasn't aware of the connection lol.

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@elonmusk Think it's blasting that Sammy hagar song?

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@Nutguy2100 I'm a Nazi and I like Hunter. I don't give a shit that he's from an evil family, is a criminal, and smokes crack. He's someone I could crack a beer with and that goes very far

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@PubWanghaf Abortion should only be used for eugenics purposes.

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How America looks at you when you ask her to block her rapist of 63 years

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@ApollonianRubby Abortion should be reserved for retarded and nonWhite fetuses

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@orbison_goy Million monkey March

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@Number1Zombie1 @Gopherholei5 @TheMainManOSO @DelusionPosting This isn't from snl lol.

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@centristpeater Hand, feet, jaw, hips, etcetera. It's not hard to tell really

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@jerseyh0mo I turn on my TV and the home screen banner is a giant nigger in makeup wearing a dress. Nobody had to knock on my door.

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If I was a sales manager I would model my management style on Ashley Schafer

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@nyabzlol @Howlingwigger0 Nigger, what?

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@QuetzalPhoenix I'm not sitting down in the gym shower bro

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@marklevinshow @nina81787 How would you like to go to camp?

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@Ladylaw31256058 So it will be a fair trial?

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@pnwguerrilla The yard dog came up to me yesterday while I was fixing my car. Gently dropped a baby bunny at my feet. It was alive but clearly not feeling well cause it didn't try to get away from me. Wife tried to keep it comfortable but it passed away overnight. We gave it a burial today. 😢

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Arkansas state trooper Michael Kennedy has been forced to resign from his job after his wife, in divorce proceedings, leaked his political views in an attempt to strip him of parental custody, exposing the crass use of slurs in his texts.

It is unclear how the messages made their way from divorce proceedings to his job and then to the media.

In one exchange, his wife asked Kennedy to bring their son a drink. Kennedy lamented that he couldn’t because “n—-rs were n—-ring” in Little Rock.

“In N—-rland, you have to pull guns on people driving down the road. It’s what you do all day long, every day. And then kids that actually have dads don’t get to see them because they have to go deal with it,” Kennedy seethed.

Kennedy expressed blunt depictions of immigration and racial differences, likely exaggerated under the stress of his job, and was made to resign in disgrace for the supposed “hateful” rhetoric.

The faithful public servant seemingly loathed the destruction wrought on his community by these groups and how it separated him and his fellow troopers from their families, resulting in constant scorn in the media and racial abuse towards them.

Kennedy has yet to be identified as a bad cop, with no allegations of misconduct against the allegedly “racist” trooper. The story is the latest in an unending stream of stories that depict cops as “White supremacists” who are “dangerous.”

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@wtffolly_ A girl in HS once told me verbatim,"I find your persistence annoying." And so I stopped talking to her and started dating her friend. She later told me she was interested in me and asked me why I stopped asking her to go out with me lol