President Trump works hard, often risking his health. I was one of three photographers allowed to sit in during his interview on NBC. He was about to sit but had to relieve gas that had created a stabbing pain. I got the moment he sat up to break wind while in physical agony
Fortunate or unfortunate, I was at the Construction Roundtable in Las Vegas and lifted my camera in time to catch this shot of President Trump. Learned later he has bleeding hemorrhoids and they make sitting …..well, see for yourself
Let me tell you what that Cristiano Ronaldo looks like he’s got four legs. Now you don’t have to believe me. But I seen that guy and he looked like he had four legs. He’s running down the field with four legs is all I can tell you.
All right, I’ll be honest with you. Mr. Henry started to sound like he was advocating for a violent revolution. That’s when Chip Blownman, Operations, said “Kill it.” And we here, behind the scenes, at the Phil Henry Show Associate People leapt into action. I leapt over a chair
Radio Archive replay of me saying Jason Jay Delmonico needs special, elite protection because he’s got the two Burger King commercials under his belt AND he’s modeling junior boy fashions brought on big time jealousy. Hey, Your kid doesn’t have what the Delmonico got. Feel me?
Congratulations to 6 New members of “The Circle of Taste” to join Anais, Linda Brewely and Sue Price. Top row: Gabrielle Gunther Van Helsing, Roseanne Buckaroo Winster, Bottom Row: Patty Butt Handler, Hannah “Lips” Beanery. Sally Hogan-Brogan
Today’s Hendrie Radio Archive Show features Me…as I tell Phil, nicely, that when he talks about “affordability” he’s talking about something only his listeners would care about since they are buying they’re clothes at the Dress Barn. But they can’t afford me or @TedBeverlyHills
They were talking about big waves, 30 feet, at the Wedge today in Newport Beach. And I’m like “can we have one day God? Just one day when I’m not sweating blood worried about something else weird that nature’s doing? How about it?
We come at trouble the way….you ever seen the commercials about the Marines that says they “run to the sound of trouble”? Well we are the sound of trouble K? Running at the sound of trouble K? So we hear trouble, and it sounds like this: “burp.” K? We run at it going “Aaaaa!”
Our sue’eohs on historic roo’ sissy-sis, in Pass’dena are alive with ash’on as we do pre-pruh’dushon on “Sess’ual Healing: The Chris Nor’un Story.” Thas’ right. I’m fine’ly doin’ my Au’oh bo’graphy. Yea!
I’m going to be using the lyrics to Talk Talk’s great song “It’s My Life” in future advertising. How does this sound as you enter the store? You hear me singing “I’m Bob Green. Don’t you forget it!”
I don’t know. Now that I see it in print, I suddenly have urgent gas pains
I popped up on a recent Hendrie show Radio Archives hour. In it, I remembered asking my wife, Mindy/Mandy (that’s right, she has both those names because people can’t seem to get either one straight) when I asked her to marry me the day she graduated high school
“Hey Phil, I remember when you were funny and you did funny shit on the radio like do those funny voices that made people think they were real people” Oh yea? Well we roll out an hour of our Radio Archives for free every day @iHeartPodcasts https://t.co/56CJ3Yoh0u
If my quarterback says he admires Trump….and then goes out and wins the biggest game of the year for us, I go up to him afterward and I say “Ethan, goddamn that was great!” a”And then I slap him across the face so hard there’s blood. And then I say “sorry, I’m very emotional!”