Phil Bache

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

@catherinekiely stop swearing I am back x

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

@catherinekiely it's Jess, text me your number I have no numbers #phonesgettingfixed

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Is Bradley Walsh commentating on the Stoke Man City game?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Saturday night 19:15 and mother in law pissed,dose anyone know the mother in law police number?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

@achrisevans which pasty shop Chris?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

If you are the captain of your soul may you navigate your life through an endless sea of Vodka and Cider.

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

@catherinekiely it is not always the strong that go forward its those who can adapt

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Come Man U let the ball see the net another 4 times.

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

I think we should start a campaign to put christmas back to 25th Jan we may then have a white Christmas?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Backed Man City to win 2 - 0 to fucking early.

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

If the world is my Oyster why dose everything not smell like fucking fish ?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Liverpool Man U Arsenal Man City on the box Carling in the fridge Lamb Chops in the oven proper fucking Sunday

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

OMG is Paloma Faith Billy Piper in disguise ?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Parmos on the way whoo hoo

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

It's just been snowing in Middlesbrough give it 5 mins and all the roads will be shut and it will take 3 hours to get any where?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Splash what a pile of horse shit and what the fuck dose Jo Brand know about diving or could it be because she may be an expert muff Dover !

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

If the world we live in is round why do I hear all these knob heads telling people it about time they turned a corner ?

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

I know this is sad but. How good was Stella

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

@BacheDonna I hope you mean me X

[Phil Bache @philipbache]

Yum yum Friday night carling fajitas and new series of Stella how sad can't fucking wait whoo hoo