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[wazim @philipeppppp]

Quand j'dois passer dans la cuisine après ma meuf la pièce ressemble à Manhattan le 12/09/2001 faire tremper la vaisselle c'est une théorie du complot

[McVeigh @crankfaktory]

So many guys in the gym for the wrong reasons. Looksmaxxing for chicks or some other weird homoerotic chicanery. You should be in the gym because of The Hate.

[batman @batmansarcelles]

y’a un mec qui a perdu une guerre d’influence contre master poulet qui se présente au élections présidentielles

[skooks @skooookum]

Days are getting shorter. Mornings are noticeably cooler. You didn’t waste another summer, did you?

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

At a wine bar for team offsite. Douchebag teammate just asked if anyone “tastes notes of cherry”

Brother I have two zyns in. This Pinot is giving hints of spearmint

[Trinitychérie @trinitych3rie]

ajd je suis allée à l’accrobranche avec mon mec et j’ai compris que lui vraiment c’est que margiela et les lounge d’aéroport

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

god reveals secrets to me via numeric combinations in microsoft authenticator

[King Klyde @GenghisReborn]

Only ways to counter passive aggression is to check it immediately or understand that anyone who is passive aggressive is also neurotically analytical about every single thing you say to them. So start subliminally poking them and turn them into a reactive dancing monkey for lols

[6 @tysmey_aigris]

Ils sont encore sous vapormax en Italie wow

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Robert Pattinson is in the GOAT conversation for me if for no other reason than he did the guitar on Birds for Death Grips

[🌍 @URlENS]

Lana del ray was a mossad backed psyop made to tell teenage girls in the 2010s that dating old men was actually really subversive and cool and they disposed of her when she got too "old" for the gimmick

[Joseph 🎭 @9Deface]

Tobey Maguire’s Spiderman is just quality slop, People only like it because it’s well written and well acted and has good vfx and good practical effects.

[Nali @ilan_bmn]

j’ai eu un accident l’assurance m’a prêter une voiture de 160cv

[ALPHA ♛ KAISER 𝐈𝐈 @AlphaKaiser_II]

A thousand days spent preparing for war with FIFA.

A thousand nights spent in quiet solitude.

This is the path of the UEFA Mujahideen.

This world is only temporary. There will be 1000 World Cups a minute in Paradise.

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[Not Now John @fryspati]

I understand why black people make their emojis black but when white people make their emojis white instead of yellow it feels like they’re making a statement

[Nicky 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Anglo_Nicky]

Imagine a country full of Nick Fuentes but he loves jews and they all live in indian slums with a currency as valuable as nigerias. Thats Argentina.

[● ᴥ ● @yor_eyes_tell]

“A French person wouldn’t do that”. This reads like jealousy and inferiority complex. She’s so heated because he’s French and black. She worships French people and thinks he isn’t worthy of being one.

[m★dis꩜n @starv3star]

@memegodmel honestly the only thing id even put in this category is dubai chocolate the rest are like. well established foods

[Crusader Fren @NoticerCat18155]

Being a man in your early 30's means an inexcusable amount of piss just lands in your boxers after taking a leak