phil hyslop

ex Postman, former soldier RA, apprentice magician, bass/guitar player and life livererer....

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@casualsdirect Had to go to school innit

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Southampton fans at Wembley this weekend...

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@PompeyPedro

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@JF0RSURE__ Next time IF you come make self know sunbeam ..

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@PompeyPedro Full of Fridays drink and Charlie before they even set off this morning 🤦‍♂️

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@OnlyFoolsLines Terry on a berry

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@spenaldo73 Peanut 🤦‍♂️

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@spenaldo73 Handball so it is…. Miss miss cats piss

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@Posted_to_BAOR Harley Armstrong 400, I did my flying gunners trials on 1 of those at Longmoor 1999! I failed

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@HenryII90359048 I was in the north lower by the Milton end & they were fairly noisy, very chirpy https://t.co/mmN3laxuWP boy was in the FE & said he heard nothing

[Steve’s the name, don’t wear it out! @CharlieFarnsba9]

#Pompey

[HURRY UP & WAiT @Posted_to_BAOR]

Personal admin time………..

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@pf2011 Tommy Nelson's been gunned down in Coronation Street, but it seems the bad luck has passed on to the actor who plays him, Thomas Craig.

39-year-old Craig was set upon by by a Portsmouth fan after they were beaten 2-1 by Sheffield Wednesday on Saturday

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@secondtierpod Boxing Day 1998 Ipswich v Pompey lost 3 nil didn’t even have a shot. I had one bottle of becks all day and was stuck in the car park outside then traffic, got home @ 11pm

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@JayDarkmoore Same as soldiers son 💙

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

Getcha dough on CC to get the winner at scum! Sheff wed home noise will be unreal

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@jeffharris_665

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

Having Sex with your cousins, is it worth it? A fair percentage of your kids will turn out like this?

Even in this state, he’ll still be used to bring in/marry a cousin from overseas and then maybe the father etc will service her on his behalf !

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨FIREMAN LOSES JOB OF 27 YEARS FOR USING TERM 'FIREMAN'

He was told to be more inclusive and use term 'Fire Fighter'

Simon Bailey has now been sacked from his role

[phil hyslop @philizzy319]

@thebassa2 Ironing 😉