PJ

my views on things might be odd and usually after drink, slightly cynical at times!

[PJ @PhilJames705]

I suppose all the "miserys and content creators" will be pushing the negative one liners tommorow concerning our fixtures.

[Lew @LewieAshtrey]

As long as "Jack Rosser" reports it, and its negative for the club, it must be true.

[Karan Dhar @karandhar89]

Guess who’s crying again

[PJ @PhilJames705]

Can't respond direct as Im blocked, he's a twat.

[Karan Dhar @karandhar89]

Guess who’s crying again

[PJ @PhilJames705]

It doesn't even contain the word England!

[LBC @LBC]

‘If you’re not prepared to sing… then move overseas and play.’

Caller Sarah tells @BenKentish it’s ‘essential’ for England players to sing the national anthem if they want to represent the country.

[PJ @PhilJames705]

Hull away

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Predictions for our opening day fixture? 🤔

[PJ @PhilJames705]

🤣

[👀 @coast2coast84]

Maguire would’ve blocked at least one of those,

At least that’s what he’s currently telling his mum to tweet!

[PJ @PhilJames705]

@ToryWipeout @LBC @TomSwarbrick1 Absaloutely as thick as a brick! 🤣

[PJ @PhilJames705]

@ToryWipeout @LBC Pubs aren't as popular as they were 20/30 years ago! Because of alot of things price/ more entertainment at home less people drink they what they did as well. Surprised he hasn't blamed foreigners like the Essex landlord did!

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[The Score ⭐️⭐️ WORLD CHAMPIONS @TheScore01]

I swear some people think you can just say “We’re Chelsea” and plays just choose us.

City have been a better destination than Chelsea for 9 years at least.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Happy birthday, Alex! 🇧🇷

[PJ @PhilJames705]

😂

[QBgami @QBgami]

Erling Haaland vs. Iraq

[Playingitagain @AmeliaRocket1]

Like a shit episode of ‘Car share’

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

I don’t think that I’ve ever despised a politician as much as I do
Keir Starmer.
He couldn’t be further from one of us.
I genuinely believe that he is actively targeting us.
It’s sinister and it is clear to see.

He has an agenda to stick to.

[InsensibleCFC @Chels1an]

I don't really care one way or the other about Tonali, Senesi, or JPVH

But I do know that the same people who are furious that Spurs are after them would say they're not good enough if we signed them

[Denchel @Denchel96]

I thought Chelsea fans had collectively agreed that doing your transfer business in silence is the way to go.

Que a Spurs rumour & the timeline goes into meltdown ‘cause & we’re apparently doing “nothing”.

Dopamine > logical sense it seems

[PJ @PhilJames705]

Phone 999 🙄

[Y @tinscognito__]

What if a child is having dinner with their parent who is single mum and who has returned home from a long shift. Whilst enjoying their dinner the parent suddenly chokes. The child panics. They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance. But it’s blocked. What then?

[PJ @PhilJames705]

@ToryWipeout @Keir_Starmer All the proper parenting brigade are objecting to it! They don't seem to realise kids aren't with them 24/7!

[Max Burton ⭐️⭐️ @max_blue_bridge]

For all those article 17 scaremongers out there we know that Real Madrid are a smart club when it comes to transfers. So why did they pay £52m for him when his PSR book value is around £20m ? Surely they would have advised him to invoke article 17 to buy him for less money 🤷����‍♂️