phil kuda

i usually dont sugar coat things because then i end up eating them

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we’re now essentially watching twenty two professional athletes ruin a perfectly good lawn.

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and the MAN OF THE MATCH goes to 'this INANIMATE CARBON ROD' #FRAPOR

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'omg like imagine drinking an energy drink', i say to myself, whilst now horsing back my seventeenth coffee of the day.

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@richychilds film idea: WHO'S GOT WALES? tom hanks & meg ryan meet and fall in love in a welsh ancestry museum

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@fergbreen https://t.co/leZze2Syzq

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@fergbreen 'THE KEEPER HAS FOOTBALL PIE, ALL DOWN HIS SHIRT'

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@fergbreen @jaclynravae real talk. see you there!

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@fergbreen GUTTED. but PROUD. me and @jaclynravae will be at SIGUR ROS too. we can MOURN and SING together.

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THE COUNTRY IS HORNIER THAN A NEW ORLEANS BRASS SECTION #IRLITA

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*checks ireland's blood pressure*

[phil kuda @philkuda]

CHANNEL THE RAY HOUGHTON LOB OF 1994 #IRLITA

[phil kuda @philkuda]

WHAT ARE THE TACTICS WHAT TRICKS ARE UP OUR SLEEVE #IRLITA

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WHO WILL WIN. WILL WE TASTE THE CHOC ICE OF VICTORY, OR THE GELATO OF DEFEAT. #IRLITA

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the weather in dublin today feels like a fat man's handshake

[phil kuda @philkuda]

"hello" says football.
"hi" you reply.
"HELLO" screams football.

you back away.

"I AM EVERYWHERE YOU CANT ESCAPE" bellows football.

[phil kuda @philkuda]

hello jet lag, my old friend

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@cathatespeople no why

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@cathatespeople why won't this photo die