Phil Kynaston

Someone once told me that the key to a happy life is being at peace with yourself. That person was wrong. You need to buy a motorbike.

[Phil Kynaston @philkynaston]

@RinseHold @CourtNewsUK I think if he's cleared of murder, he's not an offender, so she can't help an offender.

[Phil Kynaston @philkynaston]

@khartoum_of I saw another news outlet lead with this headline, whereas there's the quote below. Hard to understand how that's allowed.

[Phil Kynaston @philkynaston]

@CourtNewsUK Just for my info on journalism - why are you running the headline that the defendant was showing certain emotions when the quote shows it's the opening statement by the prosecution suggesting to the jury to consider it, not asserting that the defendant actually felt them?

[Marc Burrows @20thcenturymarc]

🧵As we're talking about the best opening lines in literature, here is a thread of my top ten by Terry Pratchett, who was a master at them ...

[Joe Wells (Neurodivergent Moments Podcast out now) @joewellscomic]

My wife has just observed that Boris Johnson and Chris Whitty have the exact same energy as Zapp Brannigan and Kif Kroker and I think it's the most astute piece of political analysis I've heard in years.

[Phil Kynaston @philkynaston]

@nmsonline Why must you take this joy from me. 4 days into a new year too.

[BuzzFeed Shopping @bfshopping]

buying books and reading them are two different hobbies

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Today is one of those days… #CalvinandHobbes

[x @soulohlove]

this DMX in London story 😂🥺❤️

@/ jjmworldwide on IG

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

DMX did it all

[Phil Kynaston @philkynaston]

@nmsonline I'm very keen on becoming a news presenter. Don't even need to interview imo.

Won't work before noon I'm afraid. Or after 2pm. Or weekends. The news can wait for me.
I'll pick what I report. It'll revolve almost exclusively around pet videos from YouTube.

When do I start?

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

The advantages of working from home ☺️ #CalvinandHobbes

[robert shrimsley @robertshrimsley]

Thinking of the 100k. Reminded of lines I love from Terry Pratchett. So much wisdom inside the whimsy.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Snow Falls in Rome, and the Eternal City become magic

[Sam Huxley @samhuxley]

Best use of the word 'allegedly' of all-time.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

On this day 25 years ago. “A new year… a fresh, clean start!” 🛷#LetsGoExploring #Bye2020 #CalvinandHobbes