Phill Connell

Not using this platform any more. You can find me on LI, I and F easily enough if you need to. Have a great life everyone.

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Hey @NatWest_Help I can't get into monile or login to online banking - I need to move some money before 14:00 to avoid charges. WHat's happening?

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

@jonnyescott It's not the generation: that's not fair, to lump a whole generation with this. Some people, including this one in the clip, are not nice. Most people of her generation, in my experience, are lovely.

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Dermot trying to melt into the sofa. Awks. Alison saying it how it is.
Never got a photo with Elvis because he worried how it would look for him to stand next to an overweight megastar. Pillock.

[Jonny Harvey @iamjonnyharvey]

One of the most awkward, jaw-dropping things I've ever seen on TV 😲 Felt sorry for Alison Hammond though 🙁

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

In the same few months that my mortgage payments have tripled thanks to Rishi's assertion that making the poor poorer is the way to stablisise the economy, my pension pots have reduced by 3%.
Don't vote Tory, kids. They aren't looking after you.
Unless you're already very wealthy

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

@BikeDibley That you put 'holiday park' in quotes speaks volumes. They are commercial money-extraction machines but good for young families. We soon moved to much quieter sites and made family plans ourselves. Kids all grown now.

[Thomas G Dibley @BikeDibley]

Away camping this weekend. First time at a ‘holiday park’. I see why people like it…but it is a bit commercialised.

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

@MTBTalk High5 zero, the diabetic friendly electrolyte tabs. Proved great to keep cramps off on a 3 day ride last year. Also a fantastic hangover cure.

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/XGDwArxQ7q

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Celebrations began for this one yesterday. Brace yourselves for 21st spam feat. @3mmabarnes !
#itsmybirthday #21st https://t.co/YosfZrn4bd

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

#myteaisbetterthanyours #roastallthethings https://t.co/LA5yD6lEds

[STEM Construction Ltd @StemConst]

A lovely tidy job for Bridgewater Canal , installing toe drainage alongside the embankment near Astley Green. Just the final touches needed before this job can be handed over and left safe from flooding.
#canal #environmentalworks #drainage #civilengineering

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

When cat & cushion collide.
#mycatisanasshole https://t.co/NzVYQ3UCBg

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Celebrating with family, all of the foods at The Blue Bell, Smallwood.
#happybirthdayLorraine #family birthday @ Blue Bell Restaurant https://t.co/1tk8pF9tyy

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

🤣👍🏼🚐 #buyanotherwolkswagen
Stolen from @gladys_the_t4 https://t.co/S0Xho325Gp

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Just posted a photo @ Tesco Superstore https://t.co/tMGjoMY8rm

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Nice 6 mile ride out for a bacon & egg butty. The fresh air has done us good 👍🏼
#ridebikesmore #rideyourdamnbike #groad #towpathtravels @ The Cherry Tree Cafe https://t.co/IKmrvVA6fB

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Out celebrating @mason.walker__ 's birthday tonight. Great food, greater company, good times. Happy birthday Mason, you legend.
#happybirthday #hiphiphooray #forhesajollygoodfellow @ Cenetta https://t.co/pkvf7hV8NU

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

@rdgmartin @ProCookUK At least it looks happy.

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

I wish nobody had to share this, but it might help someone.

[Oldham Council @OldhamCouncil]

It’s around 80% cheaper to run a slow cooker than a regular oven. Eating a hot meal is also going to make you feel warmer, even if your heating is off.

While we wish we didn’t have to be highlighting stuff like this, we hope it helps some of you.

https://t.co/Rogq57ODWp

[Phill Connell @phillconnell]

Florence likes to watch me when I watch TV. She's not creepy at all.
#creepycat #catsofinstagram #shewouldcutmeifshecoulduseaknife #FlowatchesmewhenIsleep https://t.co/Lnnl3vn78B