Phillip Foster

Did I ever tell you about the time I shoplifted a frozen turkey out of the Piggly Wiggly wearing only a tube top and some Daisy Dukes?

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I wish Mitch McConnell a swift recovery from his health scare. The procedure to remove bottom ribs so you can suck your own dick has inherent risks.

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@PopCrave

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@Hisnameischris1 People already are Chris!

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@Hisnameischris1 What if Natalie Portman had thought “ballet doesn’t matter anymore”

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@Hisnameischris1 Thin ice, Chris.

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@hayleyalex I’d come out to her

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i love you jinkx monsoon

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@Hisnameischris1 To feel like you’re part of the problem.

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@Hisnameischris1 Ta-Mai shhh-grin

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@Hisnameischris1 @arxbprince I’m embarrassed for her

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[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

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@Hisnameischris1 @ayeejuju Not Shawn 😂

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@hayleyalex Bad Dream! Love

[daily kb @DailyBerlant]

let us not forget one of the best scenes in the characters

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@Hisnameischris1

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

whenever i see a friend during the day i feel like i’m in hbo girls

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@Hisnameischris1 But who’s hotter?

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

tonight is their night

[Drew Burnett Gregory @draw_gregory]

Just going to pretend every award Zoe Saldaña wins for Emilia Pérez is for Center Stage