phil oakley

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If you're ever in an action movie and the question comes up whether to wait for back-up or not, always wait for back-up

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Great, I guess everybody's high now

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Todd Graham tweeted recently

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One month potheads

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@kemi_akapo @PtboFolkFest Thanks for posting this , I wasn't able to make it this year, great to hear Tommy drumming

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@serenaryder I think that's my favourite blue rodeo song and you do an amazing job of it, beautiful and heart wrenching

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@Mike_Judson I’d like to meet someone who doesn’t know a realtor

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After parking my car, a gentleman laying on the ground, about 25 feet away, said “You want to buy some weed?” I said no thanks , then he said “Another time then” still laying on the ground

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I find it odd, when people talk on their phone as if they’re eating a long cracker

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@rickygervais Are you about to eat a really hairy ass

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@Stabler_Ptbo @PtboMemCentre @PetesOHLhockey "Largest crowd" sounds like something Trump would say

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https://t.co/bhi6WuDSES

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Turkey coup plot ? Wasn't that something my mom made with leftovers

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"I heard you were racist" is not a good way to start a conversation with someone you haven't seen in a while

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Do you know Howe?

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Slightly dickish move - when waiting in a bank line, say to the person in front of you " you can go next"

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@maryelizabethDC where you moving to? I think I might head to T.O. Sometime in June maybe we should get together for some patio beverages

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@kemi_akapo maybe you should think about quitting

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@MrUndertrees Yay!

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Not in NYC , but I did hear Astoria is cheap