Phillythekid

trying to be funny

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

@TaiyouSun @RobberyFaiI Surgery??? He’s going straight to the morgue

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

@BLOSE_ZN Mac G needs to interview this guy 🤣🤣 @MacGUnleashed

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Gonna go to Halloween dressed as a line. Maybe then she’ll wanna do me every 15 minutes in the bathroom

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😂😂😂😂😂

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@NationBreaking @CyrilRamaphosa @PresidencyZA @GautengANC 👀 hint hint...

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Does Sampha need a ride to the studio or something?

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@yeahiamtshego One can only listen to 4422 so many times 😞

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@higgs97 One can only listen to 4422 so many times 😞

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BRENT FAIYAZ Doesn’t misss

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

So how long after high school do I have to wait to slide in a teachers DM’s?

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

Jada: I got into an entanglement
August: 📝

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

@F1

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@jordsread I have a friend that would lose his mind over this 🤭😂

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

If they can type “lol” without laughing then they can type “ily” without loving you

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

Other rappers: she a hoe
J Cole: Her name is Hope but the P is silent on weekends
💀💀

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

Herbalife and Nuskin people are the new Jehovahs Witnesses

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

If you want to make a new friend, confess your love to your crush

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Thanks @elonmusk

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Corona mad about not getting enough attention

[Phillythekid @phillipmakh]

Can you exchange toilet paper for alcohol at PnP? Asking for a friend