Phillip Means

Certified Nice Guy

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@RyanRozbiani They can’t stay on their side of the straight either

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@PicturesFoIder I think the camera man is sweating the most

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@kirawontmiss I mean this is revenge for when he kissed her without consent on stage in front of everyone in 2003

[Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante]

Stephen A Smith stuns the Bill Maher crowd into silence as he articulates how Democrats have no one left fighting for the American people:
SAS: "The man was impeached twice, he was convicted on 34 felony counts. The American people still said 'He's closer to normal than what we're seeing on the left.'
He's saying 'I kept my promise'
Then you turn around and look at the left and you say 'What promises did you keep?'
What voter can look at the Democrat party and say 'There's a voice for us, somebody who speaks for us, that goes up on Capitol Hill and fights the fights that we want them fighting on our behalf. They didn't do that. That's why their behinds are home, and that man is back in the White House.
He's doing what he said he was going to do."

The American people said 'We'll take the supposed 'felon' over the woman who is telling us men can get pregnant'

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@_Mattyb8_ @EmmanuelAcho lol why on earth would the miss the smu on Texas and notre dame on Indiana game.

[Lee Fang @lhfang]

Imagine being an 18 year old young male voter. When you were 11, the MeToo movement launched and men across the board like you were deemed oppressors. When you were starting high school, liberal politicians closed your school and forced you to take classes online. The women around you don't seem like victims -- they are going to college at way higher rates, earning far more than men in many professional white-collar jobs, and are way less likely to be addicted to drugs and as lonely as most of the guys you know. Your peer group of other young men play video games and enjoy memes mocking the dominant, suffocating, woke culture across all the major entertainment and academic institutions. How is voting for the establishment Democrat who avoided any voting process or scrutiny for her nomination in any way appealing?

[George @BehizyTweets]

BREAKING: The entire Roanoke College women's swimming team just got on stage at Trump's rally in Virginia to endorse him and crush Democrats for forcing them to compete with men.

Their shirts were HILARIOUS, saying, "KEEP🥒OUT OF WOMEN'S SPORTS."😂

"We are so lucky to have a leader like Donald Trump with common sense who knows what a strong woman is and will fight for generations of girls to come."

This would not be possible without the amazing insult from Mark Cuban. Without his foolish statement, women wouldn't be motivated to stand for Trump.

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@Zurachiiko @AshleyKang Gapped in champ pool? Zeka has been playing everything well recently. Ahri is just useless. Also playing nocturne is a free L. Doran was the problem and Delight was invisible.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

People in North Carolina are drowning and thousands of Americans lost their homes and all their belongings.

Meanwhile Kamala:

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@Malakki142 He brings a better agent to the table😭😭😭

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: New Trump ad shows Kamala Harris "debating" herself with her previous comments on the economy under her leadership with Biden.

Kamala 1: "Everyday prices are too high. Food, rent, gas, back-to-school clothes..."

Kamala 2: "That is called Bidenomics."

Kamala 1: "A loaf of bread costs 50% more today... There is not much left at the end of the month."

Kamala 2: "Bidenomics is working."

Brutal.

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@narrative_hole Not accurate😭😭There is british, German and other countries with bases.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

BREAKING: In newly obtained tape, then-Rep. Tim Walz tells a gold-star family during hearing on PTSD that he was deployed to Afghanistan in 2004 in support of Operation Enduring Freedom, and says he and his troops suffering from mental health issues were “shown the horse whisperer and told to go be nice”

[Mauty480 @Mauty480]

“Billy, this is Josh Shapiro. He's the Governor of the state that will almost certainly decide this election and he currently has a 63% approval rating. The downside is that he's Jewish."

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Welcome to the race, Tim Walz!

Let’s make sure America knows who you are.

You helped ignite the George Floyd riots, the worst the country had seen in decades. While Minneapolis burned, you stalled on deploying the National Guard for an entire day, blaming the city for not submitting the right paperwork. You let your daughter leak the Guard's deployment plans online, so that rioters would know how long they had to loot the city with impunity. Minneapolis is a war zone because of you.

Just days after the attempted murder of Donald Trump, you called him and his supporters "fascists," egging on the same rhetoric that led to him being shot in the first place.

You have overseen some of the most radical youth trans surgery laws in the country. Under your leadership teenagers can get their breast chopped off and get sterilized, and your government calls it “healthcare.”

You have the most radical abortion laws in the country. Zero limits. Every year 5-6 babies are BORN ALIVE and then murdered “legally” under laws you support.

On immigration, you famously said you wanted to provide a “ladder” so invaders can come over Trump’s wall. You are a radical open border zealot.

You oversaw the single worst fraud of the Covid era, the Feeding Our Future case. Thanks to ineptitude at your Department of Education, criminals stole $250 million of taxpayer dollars to spend on luxury cars, houses, and vacations.

Also during Covid, you approved $500 million in "hero pay" for frontline workers, only to have 40% of that money go to people who were ineligible or, in many cases, literally deceased.

In the House, you were Pelosi’s sidekick and did whatever the Democrats demanded.

You will try and disguise yourself as a folksy midwestern moderate. In reality, you are a white male version of Kamala Harris. Radical. Inept. Undeserving to be in leadership.

Make this go viral. Ruin their honeymoon. Let’s educate millions because the media will not.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

JD Vance obliterates CNN reporter trying to race-bait about Kamala Harris:

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@JasperPhilipsen @parisroubaix @AlpecinDCK @mathieuvdpoel @GVermeersch Just watched the Netflix show. Ur just a scumbag bro. So happy Girmay skunked you for the green jersey this year. Totally willing to cheat and kill someone to win a bike race.

[Phillip Means @phillipmemes]

@MarkHamill Wish you fell out of cloud city

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

graduated in 2012 w a degree in Women's Studies

cried in 2016 when Trump got elected

lost touch w the dems somewhere around MeToo

discovered entrepreneurship

updated my voter registration in 2018 but didn't tell anyone

told myself i was a 'single-issue-voting Centrist'

the last 6-12 months i've believed i was going to abstain from voting in the upcoming election because the options are equally terrible

but watching Trump survive an assassination attempt and act like a total fucking savage just shifted me into some strange, patriotic gear that my fancy-feminism-white-men-bad infected brain never showed me

like, the dude took a bullet and stood up with blood dripping down his face, and rallied a fucking crowd while fist pumping, yelling "FIGHT!"

sorry, but i'm voting for that.

and saying it out loud feels so freeing

(2012 stepfanie would be so pissed but that's okay because 2012 stepfanie didn't know shit)