David Phillips

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

https://t.co/eBN2J1Caf7 David Accountant stammers "Here is Our Encore Song for the Evening; Have a Great Night & See You at Church on Sunday!"; (Reese Witherspoon, Teri Hatcher, Holly Madison)

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

https://t.co/e9DUXWS1Hl David Accountant says"Here is a Love Song Lullaby that has lyrics like a Poet, Jim Morrison would write (I wrote the lyrics about a Weight Watchers Instructor I knew in Edmonton)"; (Holly Madison, Reese Witherspoon, Teri Hatcher)

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Something (Remastered 2015) https://t.co/gwHrSO2P9c via @YouTube David Accountant says "The Next 2 Songs are Love Song Lullaby's"; (Teri Hatcher, Holly Madison, Reese Witherspoon)

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Across The Universe (Remastered 2009) https://t.co/Cc6gnF41Kx via @YouTube David says "Sometimes I wonder IF Aliens are beaming down their thoughts to Earth to give Us all this Technology"; (Teri Hatcher, Reese Witherspoon, Holly Madison)

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

David Accountant says to The Devils (Holly Madison, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Teri Hatcher, Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow), "At age 57, I'm in the Friendship Stage & no longer in the Eros Stage";

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David Accountant says"My Friend, Sid, passed away at about age 53; He smoked & I don't know how much He drank each week? A person should give up Smoking & Drinking to live a long Life & long happy Retirement"; (Holly Madison, Teri Hatcher, Reese Witherspoon, NHL, AHL, ECHL, PWHL

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

"One time, at Subway Restaurant, my Friend, Sid, ordered the Lobster Sub; IT had a lot of Lobster on it; I don't even know IF they make Lobster Subs anymore?"says David; (Reese Witherspoon, Holly Madison, Teri Hatcher)

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

David Accountant stammers "Sid was a good Friend; We went to Matinee Movies about every 2 or 3 weeks; All I needed was a Friend; I couldn't afford a GirlFriend (I couldn't afford to Marry & have kids); (Holly Madison, Teri Hatcher, Reese Witherspoon)

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

David Accountant says"I'm trying not to order in from a Restaurant this weekend; I'm going to give both My Wallet & My Waistline a break"; (Reese Witherspoon, Holly Madison, Teri Hatcher); The Devils say"A Bluesman shouldn't worry about being 'Bluesman Slim'"

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@pabfacu 10/3 or 3 & 1/3

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[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

David Accountant, shyly, goes to the front of the stage & stammers&studders "Now, We'll have a 1/2 hour break so I can clean the toilet"; The Devils (Jennifer Aniston, Teri Hatcher, Reese Witherspoon, Holly Madison) say "We're still Breaking-Up";

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https://t.co/9iHfC0Xtj2 David Accountant says"This Song is for the OFFICE WORKERS; IF You need Subsidized Housing, VOTE DEMOCRAT"; (Holly Madison, Teri Hatcher, Reese Witherspoon, Barbra Streisand, Demi Moore, Nicole Kidman, Renee Zellweger, Jennifer Aniston)

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David Accountant says"AI can write Accounting Reports; There are only 5 - 7 report templates to memorize; I found reconciling a Parent Company with a Subsidiary the hardest to do; Accountants fondly remember 'Lease vs Buy' Reports"; (Reese Witherspoon, Holly Madison, Teri Hatcher

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https://t.co/R315NJpA8I David Accountant says "Here's a song about an all night Coffee Shop where I used to re-write the screenplays I was writing for Lindsay Lohan"; (Teri Hatcher, Holly Madison, Reese Witherspoon)

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

David Accountant says"By 2030, AI will be able to turn any screenplay into a Movie; People will watch their Avatars star in the Movie; This will be Great for Teenagers who want to watch their Movie on the Weekend"; (Reese Witherspoon, Teri Hatcher, Holly Madison)

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

"Musicians are Business people; An Artist would work at Safeway or Walmart & play Music for free; Musicians say "You have to pay to play"; They are Business People;; Now a Poet can use an AI Band, & make songs like Jim Morrison"; (Reese Witherspoon, Holly Madison, Teri Hatcher);

[David Phillips @phillips_d77027]

David stammers&studders "Rom-Coms complain about two things: Men & Carbohydrates: I have to limit my Carbs, especially at night"; (Holly Madison, Reese Witherspoon, Teri Hatcher); David continues "I look like a Bluesman who could lose some weight";