phillip

like my dad, you'll be disappointed in me too

[phillip @phillipshake]

it's crazy how i was the most digital person and now im going analog

[phillip @phillipshake]

i'm signing up to go back to hawaii

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

FREE TICKET HOME!

Take advantage of the historic CBP Home deal we are offering TODAY: a $2,600 exit bonus and a FREE flight to your home country.

Sign up at https://t.co/YGo3uuNvrE

[phillip @phillipshake]

how generous to feed us

[Cole @itscoleyboy]

It's my birthday
https://t.co/17ZwK5vSDF

[phillip @phillipshake]

trains are still experiencing delays—currently standing at Monroe

[CTA Alerts @AlertsCTA]

🚨 Red Line trains trains are running w/residual delays due to signal problems near 95th/Dan Ryan. Service is resuming, allow extra time.

Fri, October 10 2025 6:01PM to TBD

https://t.co/90UhftjyM8

[phillip @phillipshake]

@grok is this expected behavior with iOS 26? where the snapchat app icon does not turn into glass?

[phillip @phillipshake]

hey @Apple i think @Snapchat isn't following the rules bc what is going on here?????

[phillip @phillipshake]

whose dick do i need to suck

[199621147 @lyemcfly]

God is great.

[phillip @phillipshake]

the american people did not win the grim reaper lottery

[phillip @phillipshake]

how is the @WhiteHouse this late… like THEY said 2pm, not us

[phillip @phillipshake]

lmao it's actually easier to use the @FoxNews app bc they can store my provider 💀😂

[phillip @phillipshake]

signing into the @CNN app on appletv is like completing open heart surgery -- you have to be extreme precise on getting to the gear icon to sign in 8x a day

[phillip @phillipshake]

signing into the @CNN app on appletv is like completing open heart surgery -- you have to be extreme precise on getting to the gear icon to sign in 8x a day

[phillip @phillipshake]

humans are in their ad-era. when we evolve, i hope we pass a law to fully opt-out of forced ads and companies can only reply to direct inquiries. for example, if i post "what should i drink today?" then drink companies can reply to that post with all the marketing they want.

[phillip @phillipshake]

@kevinmaisto happy birthday handsome!

[phillip @phillipshake]

what a unique compliment 💀

[phillip @phillipshake]

watching new heights and i know the sourdough blogs are SPIRALING right now knowing Taylor Swift is reading their comments & blog

[phillip @phillipshake]

i swear our 911 go down more than i have ever thought they could

this is extremely scary for residents of the coachella valley where people have socks older than me

@MyDesert where are your journalists doing root cause stories???? it's like every month - even in PS

[The Desert Sun @MyDesert]

911 lines down in Indio. How to get emergency help https://t.co/jMRowxP8h6

[phillip @phillipshake]

@lucusfeez happy birthday baby!

[phillip @phillipshake]

come protect me then

[phillip @phillipshake]

if my top does not come with this energy, i will be submitting a bug ticket to product ASAP