Jamie

Nashville, TN

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If your mom never forced you to wear a flag shirt from Old Navy on the 4th of July, are you really American? 🇺🇸

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you don't understand that I am sarcastic 95% of the time then you need to

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Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.

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How I talk - 25% swearing, 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That pissed off feeling when you get a shitty gun from the random box during zombies..

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One of the hardest things in life is trying to explain to a girl why she's wrong.

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I'm not scared of anything... except snakes and sharks.. fuck those things.

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Girls who only have guy friends and practically no girl friends. #Sketchy #UnDateable

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More memories are made traveling to away games then at the game itself.

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Oh you're going to relax all day? My Saturdays consist of having to wake up early for sports.