jelepe

[a @DakHOF]

When its Thanksgiving dinner and too many of my family members are trolling Dak

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

You only had a 2.7% chance of being born an American.

If you were lucky enough to be a native born American, you already won at life.

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Happy 250th Birthday, USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[John Rose 🇺🇸 Dang Gun Romper @RealJohnRose]

“I literally can’t tell the difference between this and a Pakistani stabbing my daughter”

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

>win re-election consistently for the last 14 years
>mildly criticize Israel once
>instantly lose
Interesting.

[OZAKI YU🇯🇵_尾崎ユウ @uiyui_jk]

I was wondering why my country is importing millions of street shitters

now it makes sense

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

[🦉 @CeterisParish]

😆😆😆

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[jelepe @phillipsmith15]

@dewdewdrops @BurtonCardLot @OldTownJB Awww it took the little liberal that long to come up with that? 😂 bros mad cause he got bent over by his uncle and now wants to be the little trans fag it’s okay bud you’ll be another statistic one day maybe once you paint the ceiling someone will actually miss you

[jelepe @phillipsmith15]

@dewdewdrops @BurtonCardLot @OldTownJB It’s always the ones that haven’t seen their own dick in 15 years hiding behind little gay meme pictures it’s okay bro I get it you wish your mom would’ve swallowed all those years ago so you wouldn’t have to wake up everyday contemplating putting that 9mm through you skull

[jelepe @phillipsmith15]

@dewdewdrops @BurtonCardLot @OldTownJB Fancy way of saying you’re gay and fat

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

Ted, three days ago you said Catholics were a threat to the American right

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Many viewers on the internet are left stunned after learning the Laminin, which is the protein that holds human cells together looks very familiar.

[jelepe @phillipsmith15]

@Glinner What a faggot

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

The modern Left is basically 4 groups:

1. Boomers who watch cable TV all day
2. Minorities obsessed with “free stuff” and Zohran Mamdani
3. Women who went crazy off birth control & SSRIs
4. Mentally ill gender goblins