Chris Texts Curtis

these are texts from chris phillips to his young houseguest curtis lazar

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no you're crying

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i can't believe you ate that

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

k i give up, ur not getting these.. neiler told me to tell u tho, some guy @chet_sellers on twitter is funny.. what is twitter

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

who is ned fliss

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r u getting these? i cleaned the screen off just in case

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

how did this igby albania girl get on the radio

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pls get home 2 help me get the light-up reindeer on the lawn b4 any more snow comes down.. this is not a drill

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

friday nite in calgary!! ok, i'm bored, goin to bed

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

r u getting these? rogers works in edmonton, right??

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

u know edmonton... where should neiler and i go that serves dinner early

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

ur from bc rite?? how cool wld it B if u scored yr 1st goal 2nite? u shld do that!!

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

wow!! did u see this? RT @TheEllenShow: If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

always get screwed up on west coast time!! r we missing NCIS 2nite?

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

just joined facebook!! u must have missed my friend request so look me up, im under "chris phillips"

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

have u seen my slippers

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hard 2 tell from the press box, but who has more goals 2nite, u or neiler? lol

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@SunDoniB the hell i am

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

now that ur here for the season we shld talk about ur share of the hydro bill

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

fyi its never 2 early 2 start thinking about rrsps

[Chris Texts Curtis @phillipstexts]

u home tonight?? neiler and i r gettin the kids together for a madagascar marathon!!