phil

the world is ending and I’m dying inside

[Rev. Dr. Twink @Tanqueeray]

I hope you and your penis are having a great day

[phil @phillium6]

I only want straight guys’ dick; it’s like escargot, an acquired taste.

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

…looked at the thumbnail too quickly and thought he was about to bark 😭

[phil @phillium6]

@Tanqueeray Did she have the kid with her brother? His face looks like a medieval king

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

There’s a very annoying type of southern white gay who gets popular online every few years for this faggy conservative act while doing an egregious blaccent (Landon Romano, Southern Momma etc)

And y’all idiots fall for it every time

[Emily Jashinsky @emilyjashinsky]

It’s giving David Lynch

[phil @phillium6]

@Tanqueeray *making the same expression in every photo
*taking the photo from a very high or very low angle
*holding a fish in the picture (v common)
*holding a beer in more than one picture

[Exhibit C @exxhibit_c]

Haley Stevens Redemption Arc

[phil @phillium6]

@MattLech Fettermans brain is cooked

[Freer Press @FreerPress]

@Acyn @JohnFetterman in every media appearance:

[phil @phillium6]

The worst thing to come out of the early 2000s wasn’t the Iraq war, its men shaving bush. If you’re circumcised and shave your bush clean off you’ve basically circumcised yourself a second time, and I won’t stand for it ☝️☝️

[phil @phillium6]

@fullslack_ I would stay home before I voted for him

[phil @phillium6]

@MargBarGoombas lol @KamalaHarris should make her a campaign advisor

[phil @phillium6]

@celticsbirds17 @hasanthehun We did

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

7 yrs ago i said WE brought 9/11 upon ourselves. 7 yrs ago i apologized for my language. since then ive helped get a 9/11 1st responder elected into office which you guys also called a terrorist cus he’s muslim. i don’t think zionists care about 9/11 beyond fomenting islamaphobia

[phil @phillium6]

@BernieSanders I feel the same way about him

[phil @phillium6]

@BernieSanders He wants us all dead

[phil @phillium6]

I like the arrogance of candidates like @HaleyforMI whereby they act offended when they’re asked hard questions and essentially have an attitude of “look Trump is in office, we have to win the Congress… elect me and then we’ll deal with policy later”

[phil @phillium6]

@IrregularMatt On the inside she’s an 80 year old gangster named “Bugsy”