Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE

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[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

i love when pitchers are absolute psychopaths man

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

The One-Man Mound Meeting

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

All of San Antonio rn

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

I can’t stand these morons bruh Sánchez didn’t let up a run thru all of May. THE GOAL OF A BASEBALL GAME IS TO OUTSCORE YOUR OPPONENTS. HE WAS THE SOUL REASON EVERY 5TH GAME THEY WON

WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The All-JM Team through the month of May!

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

I dont care what Marsh's average is right now what a BABY WEAK THROW dude

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

The disrespectful dunk with 4 seconds left. Boy I fuckin love it. Hate is back.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Spurs sending a message to SGA 👀

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

NFL/NHL/MLB twitter just beef team to team

NBA Twitter will put SGA above Hitler and Bin Laden. I love this app 😂😂😂😂😂

[Kyle “BoJack” Hall @bigbj153]

1. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
2. Adolf Hitler
3. Alex Caruso
4. Osama Bin Laden
5. Isaiah Hartenstein

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

Since Friday night I’ve played 25 hours of Satisfactory

5 hour session Friday night
7 hour session all of Saturday
13 hours just finished

I have 63 hours in my save.

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

Just rewatched "The Dagger" TM and i saw a jumpscare... Little did any of us know...... who that man was and who he would become

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

I remember being at this game and the entire stadium was dead until Harper and Casty hit the home runs. Then this happened, me and the dude sitting behind me where yelling Phils in 7. Oh how delusional

[Phillies Player Development @PhilsPlayerDev]

Gage Wood is heading to Reading!

@ReadingFightins x @Phillies

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

Checks out

[Mike Sielski @MikeSielski]

The #Sixers fired Daryl Morey. Nothing will change.
The Sixers could’ve fired Nick Nurse. Nothing would’ve changed.
The Sixers fired Brett Brown & Doc Rivers. They hired Bryan Colangelo. Sam Hinkie walked away before they fired him. Nothing changed. Nothing will.
Aim higher.

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

Thank god

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

thank you, @dmorey.

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

Saw someone say this why yall shouldn’t have asked for NY. Not a single soul in this city thought we could beat NY don’t flatter yourselves

[Sixers Nation @PHLSixersNation]

To be very clear:

We said we wanted BOSTON

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

Fuck you, Cheryl Parker

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

Yeah no fucking shit

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Joel Embiid reportedly hasn’t been seeing eye to eye with the Sixers front office and even had an issue with the Jared McCain trade, per @Tjonesonthenba

“As the season progressed, it became clear the star center didn’t see eye-to-eye with the front office and the coaching staff. In the days before the February trade deadline, he implored the front office to do something other than what he termed ‘ducking the (luxury) tax.’ As such, he — along with others in the locker room — were not happy with the decision to trade second-year guard Jared McCain to the Oklahoma City Thunder, particularly without bringing in a player to replace McCain. In interviews over the next few games, Embiid noticeably had to hold himself back from verbally criticizing the front office.”

(Via https://t.co/DBGNfLq46H)

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

If this is true I’m so mad

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Trevor Bauer claims that the Phillies were going to sign him in 2024 until the league blocked the signing.

I don’t know how true this is, but this is also the team that willingly signed Jeurys Familia & Odubel Herrera post domestic violence suspensions.

[Christopher "Cross" Applesauce, OBE @philliydude]

@yungjay_01 That’s not a realistic recruiter. He would have tried to recruit both of them

[Adam Aaronson @SixersAdam]

Someone yelled out “LET’S GO KNICKS” during a moment of silence for Nick Nurse’s brother. Boos ensued. Pretty brutal moment.