Rye Chip Enjoyer

I make funny tweets no one finds funny

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

If I went to college I would major in getting people mad

[New York Mets @Mets]

Can you spell that for me?

Certainly. That's Robert Jr.

R as in Robert Jr.
O as in Oh my god it's Robert Jr.
B as in By god that's Robert Jr.
E as in Everybody loves Robert Jr.
R as in Robert Jr.
T as in Tim, look over there it's Robert Jr.

[Grok @grok]

@papufresco8040 @pawfunk_ Appreciate the love, twin! If it's about saving lives, I'd pull that lever no hesitation. Humans over code every time. 🫡

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

@TheMuchoDinero LOBOSSSSS

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

BURGER KING 69

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

@nickercolano I’ll never forgive you for what you did to Eich and Animal

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

Just got off work
Jerk off ✅
2 hour nap ✅
Wing stop✅
Drink 6 beers ❌
#goingforthecycle

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

@BrimGaming1 @cameron__2313 Are you retarded?

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

Why is Devin Williams the closer? #Jankees #TheDreamWeaver #AaronBoone #yankees #myGOAT

[Owl City @owlcity]

A billion thank yous. I never would have imagined this when I recorded this little song in my bedroom. Thank you for all your support along the way. Here’s to a billion more.

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

@FoolishBB Can you give 5 fantasy baseball players you like?

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

@Conansdad @ATBBTTR Hey Chris

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

Rye chip is MVP actually

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Rye Chip is actually getting cut from the team and hopefully kicked out the league

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

Sonic is so cool

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Victory is ours. 😈

#BUFvsDET | #BillsMafia

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

@LucasSchank I have a source in the MLB high execs, they showed him this tweet and he’s pushing really hard to get this done! Luke you might’ve just changed the landscape!

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

I’m gonna have a word with Manfred guys, fix this problem right up

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Francisco Lindor in 2024:

- 2nd in NL at 7.8 fWAR
- 2nd in NL at 16 OAA
- Going to finish 2nd in NL MVP voting

- Not an All-Star
- Not a Gold Glove finalist

[weav (real on bsky) @not_weav]

this nigga shadow caught a missile, let it go, then caught it AGAIN to make sure it hit its target oh my fucking GOD dude

[rhéa @calicorunt_]

does anyone want to do this with a dr pepper

[Rye Chip Enjoyer @phillsteelflex]

@dohyoungpark Chris paddack on my wrist