Phil McCracken

Harvard class of 94’ | Upper-Middle Class U.S. Citizen | Trump 2024

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Just visited my son at UMass Amherst, why the fuck am I paying my hard earned money for him to be walking around with stinky ass Indians!!! ☠️🤖

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

These are some great looking faces #LCDLFAllStars

[Harry Johnson @HarryJ1972]

Geez

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

@deltaozzimo I’d be more worried about the color of the image on the right #Survivor2025

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

@DaAngryOstrich 😭

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Why do people keep coming up to me saying I look like Marlon. #Eurovision2025

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Ava Ts brother is so chopped. Don’t give that kid a beer.

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Heading to the range rn, people ain’t ready for these bombs #pgatour

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Out goes the shit, in comes the fun 😎 #ceasefire #onewipechallenge

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Self Dox, I felt bad about hiding behind the screen all this time. #selfdox #hotgirls

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Wasn’t gonna post but we won the TVL 🏆

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

I’m so jobless I can’t even get a hand one anymore #rockbottom

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

RIP Big AJ, Cosco legend he will be missed 🙏

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

If you don’t get hammered off Mikes hard and look at freshman viscos don’t consider yourself a “player”

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Yes I’m 6’7 😉, yes I’m 110 pounds, and yes I’m slept on

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Happy Birthday to me! Came back from a 10 hour shift and the family got me a log of shit 💩 as a cake. #gonnadivorce

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

At this dumbass pep rally, gonna kill myself 🤟🤙 #hairybush #imhard

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Watch your friend get walked like a dog by a fat girl, or marry an Indian?

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

America is the greatest country alive, no more illegal aliens and we have the Big Ben as well. #TrumpTariffs

[Phil McCracken @phillyCrack72]

Time is money, but family is forever, taking the kids to Boston Aquarium as my father did before me. #ilovekids